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Funny Rude Christmas Quotes By Garrett Fort: Superstition? Who can define the boundary line between

Superstition? Who can define the boundary line between the superstition of yesterday and the scientific fact of tomorrow? — Garrett Fort

Funny Rude Christmas Quotes By Lionel Shriver: Real poverty is about doing what you have

Real poverty is about doing what you have to do as opposed to what you want. — Lionel Shriver

Funny Rude Christmas Quotes By Carol Ryrie Brink: Riding around on Minnie's shoulder But

Riding around on Minnie's shoulder But — Carol Ryrie Brink

Funny Rude Christmas Quotes By Frederick Douglass: We are free to say that in respect

We are free to say that in respect to political rights, we hold women to be justly entitled to all we claim for men. — Frederick Douglass

Funny Rude Christmas Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Hope is the boat we ride to reach

Hope is the boat we ride to reach the shore of our desires. — Debasish Mridha

Funny Rude Christmas Quotes By Robert Orben: I'd be surprised if Ronald Reagan doesn't run

I'd be surprised if Ronald Reagan doesn't run again. To us it's a second term. To him it's a double feature. — Robert Orben

Funny Rude Christmas Quotes By Terry Pratchett: And it came to pass that in time

And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: Psst! — Terry Pratchett

Funny Rude Christmas Quotes By Anna Kendrick: ...linen is a fabric that wrinkles like Jack

...linen is a fabric that wrinkles like Jack Nicholson's balls without Botox. — Anna Kendrick

Funny Rude Christmas Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Bacon's the best. Even the frying of bacon

Bacon's the best. Even the frying of bacon sounds like applause. — Jim Gaffigan

Funny Rude Christmas Quotes By Cora Carmack: Don't worry about whether you might be wrong

Don't worry about whether you might be wrong someday. Worry about whether you're right now. Tomorrow can wait. — Cora Carmack