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Trust me, there are things in this mountain that will make your jaw bounce off the floor.
— Jaleigh Johnson
I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?
— Cecily Strong
He could dismiss several schools of philosophy by shifting slightly in his chair or toting his whisky glass.
— Dylan Moran
I loved writing for the school newspaper. I liked to report and interview people, but I really liked to write columns, funny columns.
— Bonnie Jo Campbell
I wasn't particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny.
— Ryan Stiles
Funny how you never forget the girls from school, huh?
— Dave Franklin
Funny way to get to a wizards' school, the train. Magic carpets all got punctures, have they?
— J.K. Rowling
it's funny how I'm encouraged to go to school so much, but I've learned more valuable things on google then from school.
— James Jean-Pierre
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
I can't believe he's making you wait till January for an appointment.""I could threaten to bomb the school. That'd get me in quicker. — Jeannine Garsee
I will admit to fucking a zucchini when I was in high school. For years I thought I was a vegesexual.
— Daryl Gregory
I've never been to a prom or a dance; so it's funny, because we have dances on the show, and I'll be like, 'Oh yay! It's my school dance!'
— Ashley Benson
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
Humor was also a defense mechanism from getting picked on at school. If I could be funny maybe people wouldn't bother me.
— Pandora Boxx
For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.
— George A. Romero
A classroom . People trying to stick me in classrooms was becoming as predictable and annoying as people trying to kill me, but with less-fun results.
— James Patterson
School is a place were you go to eat your lunch
— Rodney Dangerfield
Lying on the ceiling. Refusing to go to school. Not opening up to me. Climbing water towers. No, she's all right.
— Kami Garcia
The school should teach a class on deciphering obscure images in bad photography. Amanda's photos could make up the textbooks.
— Jordan Elizabeth Mierek
My cousin is gay, in school while other kids were dissecting frog, he was opening flies.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.
— Frankie Boyle
You know a school is run by stuck-up sons of bitches when it doesn't even have a bike rack.
— Francesca Zappia
There's nothing funny the first time about telling a story about getting beat up and it makes you leave high school.
— Mike Birbiglia
May we now all rise and sing the eternal school hymn: "Attack. Attack. Attack Attack Attack!"
— Danny Baker
She didn't need to go to acting school to learn that the essence of acting is to act like you're not acting.
— George Burns
My brother spent a large portion of the agonizingly slow drive to school banging his forehead on the stearing wheel.
— Michelle Hodkin
This is what my high school life had become - a horror show of epic, mind-fuck proportions.
— G.G. Silverman
I played Little League and in high school. I played more over the years whenever there was a pick-up game ... usually softball.
— Matthew Modine
It's very funny. People do not want to achieve liberation or be happy. This is the basic guideline they teach you in Spiritual Training School.
— Frederick Lenz
In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth.
— Lara Stone
Didn't you finish your chemistry in school?" "You closed the school and burnt all the books."
"Ah, so I did. — Patrick Ness
"vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture.
— G.K. Chesterton
It's funny how getting stabbed through the heart by a friend can bring your whole school year down.
— Heather Brewer
The Friday before winter break, my mom packed me an overnight bag and a few deadly weapons and took me to a new boarding school.
— Rick Riordan
I knew comedy was the thing for me when I was the only Asian kid in high school ... who failed math.
— Dat Phan
Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
— Elizabeth Eulberg
Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
— Zach Galifianakis
The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.
— Russell Howard
Tonight he was a firm adherent to the classic McCloud school of thought; plant bugs first, apologize later.
— Shannon McKenna
Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.
— Vanessa Bayer
It would be a really bad idea to let this person loose.""How bad of an idea?"
"Kicking-Hitler-out-of-art-school bad. — Rin Chupeco
I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs.
— Iliza Shlesinger
It's funny - in elementary school, I went by Amber. I never liked Tiffani.
— Tiffani Thiessen
I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society.
— G.G. Silverman
In high school, when I played football I got no respect. I shared a locker with a mop.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I had died and woken up in High School Musical
— Jamie McGuire
I'm going to strip my way through plumber's school. What do you think of the stage name Fine-Ass Frankie?
— Rebecca Murphy
Ms. Fang is the nicest, sweetest teacher at Scary School. She only ate twelve kids last year.
— Derek The Ghost
The hardest part of being a Canadian kid is having to color in Nunavut with a crayon in school, hell on earth.
— Rebecca McNutt
Normally, she would never wish a head injury on anyone, but it might make her days in Archival Studies a bit easier.
— Jaleigh Johnson
I wanted to write at school - to write funny stories which the teacher might ask me to read out to the class. It's all basically about showing off.
— Mark Billingham
After school I all but ran to Gran's and it was funny how even with her so sick, being with her could still make me feel safe.
— Laura Wiess
I hear Mr. Palmer tell Hannah that it was an electrical fault. Five arsonists in one school and it ends up being something so technically boring.
— Melina Marchetta
At school I was very shy. I wasn't funny really.
— Michel Gondry
In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.
— Steven Wright
Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all.
— Anne Burack Sayre
Brookfield High School. How may I direct your call? No, sir, this is not a waste- disposal unit, I'm afraid you have the wrong number.
— Jaclyn Moriarty
I felt bad for the girls in my school, who flocked to prom like it was the second coming of Christ, complete with double-rainbows and unicorns.
— G.G. Silverman
Kissing, said Lesley, ought really to be taught as a school subject, preferably instead of religious studies, which nobody needed.
— Kerstin Gier
You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!
— Bill Watterson
Of course, Jules was not a wolf. She was an elephant. But Jules was a very young toy and she had never been to school to learn the difference.
— Julie B. Campbell
