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Funny Screw Quotes By George R R Martin: Though there are those who say it does

Though there are those who say it does not matter how a man begins, but only how he ends. — George R R Martin

Funny Screw Quotes By Jonathan Safran Foer: Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom

Fuck You!' [Oskar said] 'Exuse me!' [His mom said] 'Sorry. I mean, screw you.' 'You need a time-out!' 'I need a mausoleum! — Jonathan Safran Foer

Funny Screw Quotes By Rabindranath Tagore: Someone spilled the ink on the canvas. Now

Someone spilled the ink on the canvas. Now boasts: "I painted the night". — Rabindranath Tagore

Funny Screw Quotes By Bill Bryson: I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm

I'm not funny in person. I mean I'm really not. I'm one of those people who always screw up anecdotes. — Bill Bryson

Funny Screw Quotes By Cori Moore: She bared her teeth at me. "Screw you,

She bared her teeth at me. "Screw you, shifter!"
"Ah, is our honeymoon period over so quickly? You wanted to jump my bones just a second ago. — Cori Moore

Funny Screw Quotes By George Mikes: The English have no soul; they have the

The English have no soul; they have the understatement instead. — George Mikes

Funny Screw Quotes By Jenny Han: Screw you! You're a crappy best friend!!!

Screw you! You're a crappy best friend!!! — Jenny Han

Funny Screw Quotes By Bill Bailey: How many amoebas does it take to screw

How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ... no eight! — Bill Bailey

Funny Screw Quotes By Rachel Vincent: Screw this. He'd blown his shot at nice-and-easy,

Screw this. He'd blown his shot at nice-and-easy, which only left quick-and-brutal - my favorite way to play. — Rachel Vincent

Funny Screw Quotes By Liu Cixin: In her life, moments of happiness were only

In her life, moments of happiness were only gaps between mass catastrophes. She was now afraid of happiness. — Liu Cixin

Funny Screw Quotes By Emma McLaughlin: Screw sharks; a Transformer could be stretching up

Screw sharks; a Transformer could be stretching up on its tippy toes and would still have a mile of cover to eat me. — Emma McLaughlin

Funny Screw Quotes By Simon Le Bon: Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely

Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you're not careful. — Simon Le Bon

Funny Screw Quotes By David Letterman: They have dog food for constipated dogs. If

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman

Funny Screw Quotes By Heather Brewer: Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at

Funny how mishearing things-or not hearing them at all-can really screw things up — Heather Brewer

Funny Screw Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: I know what you want. And I know

I know what you want. And I know what you need. But I'm gonna screw it up, yeah, cause I'm an idiot. And I'm your boyfriend. — Jimmy Fallon

Funny Screw Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: Africa?" "Africa?

Africa?" "Africa? — Nicholas Sparks

Funny Screw Quotes By Jami Attenberg: The fascinating thing about food is that if

The fascinating thing about food is that if you have issues with it, you have to face it every single day. — Jami Attenberg

Funny Screw Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I went to a restaurant with my friend,

I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg