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Funny Send Off Quotes By Karina Halle: It's not exactly polite to keep saying hell,

It's not exactly polite to keep saying hell, but you can always do what I do and make up a word. Like, twatwaffle. Or douchecanoe. — Karina Halle

Funny Send Off Quotes By Louise Erickson: Life is like a taxi. The meter just

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking. — Louise Erickson

Funny Send Off Quotes By Groucho Marx: A child of five could understand this. Send

A child of five could understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. — Groucho Marx

Funny Send Off Quotes By Mercedes Lackey: Or, as Nikolas had said, in tones of

Or, as Nikolas had said, in tones of admiration, She can tell you to go to hell in a way that will send you running of to pack your bags. — Mercedes Lackey

Funny Send Off Quotes By Kristen Schaal: If you were to send a werewolf to

If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal

Funny Send Off Quotes By Shirley Jones: We assume that celebrities have it easy and

We assume that celebrities have it easy and so love to watch them having to endure a bit of hardship. — Shirley Jones

Funny Send Off Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: According lecture, entire effort United States to incite

According lecture, entire effort United States to incite desire, inflict want, inspire demand. — Chuck Palahniuk

Funny Send Off Quotes By Harland Williams: I don't go on tour tours - I

I don't go on tour tours - I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule. — Harland Williams

Funny Send Off Quotes By H. L. Hunt: Money is just a way of keeping score.

Money is just a way of keeping score. — H. L. Hunt

Funny Send Off Quotes By Sophie Kinsella: They said I was a valued customer, now

They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail. — Sophie Kinsella

Funny Send Off Quotes By Erin Morgenstern: The circus itself is my personal ideal entertainment

The circus itself is my personal ideal entertainment venue. — Erin Morgenstern

Funny Send Off Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed. — P. J. O'Rourke

Funny Send Off Quotes By Nikki Giovanni: Everybody that loves freedom loves Harriet Tubman because

Everybody that loves freedom loves Harriet Tubman because she was determined not only to be free, but to make free as many people as she could. — Nikki Giovanni

Funny Send Off Quotes By Dave Barry: The population of earth has reached 7 billion

The population of earth has reached 7 billion people, every single one of whom send you irritating emails to join something called "LinkedIn." — Dave Barry

Funny Send Off Quotes By Elizabeth Olsen: Not since I was 10, trying to get

Not since I was 10, trying to get Nick Vossler's attention in PE. 'Red Rover, Red Rover, send Nicholas right over!' — Elizabeth Olsen

Funny Send Off Quotes By Jennifer Echols: It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet

It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send it back. — Jennifer Echols

Funny Send Off Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: Don't grumble," I said. "Or I'll bake you

Don't grumble," I said. "Or I'll bake you more cookies. — Kelley Armstrong