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I try to make concrete that which is abstract.
— Juan Gris
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
— Mark Twain
When I saw a sign on the freeway that said, "Los Angeles 445 miles," I said to myself, "I've got to get out of this lane."
— Franklyn Ajaye
The sign on the bar said: 'girls- topless, bottomless', I went inside and there was nobody there!
— Rodney Dangerfield
Si, the speed limit sign said 35. Your Goin' 55." -Sadie Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson
"Oh, that's just a suggestion. — Si Robertson
So I went in to a pet shop. I said, "Can I buy a goldfish?" The guy said, "Do you want an aquarium?" I said, "I don't care what star sign it is."
— Tim Vine
If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.
— Chris Rock
A recent study announced that 52 per cent of all teens who sign virginity pledges recant them within twelve months. If I'm on my game.
— Tina Fey
But if love can be funny and capricious, it can also be strong enough to seem like a sign of insanity.
— Chelsey Philpot
It is a sign of immaturity to believe that being older than someone (automatically) makes you more (mentally) mature than them.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
All those tattoos. A woman could get any tattoo she liked, but they all said the same thing. They were a sign reading AVAILABLE FOR RENT.
— Joe Hill
As life progresses, baggage can accumulate. For a while, things can be swept under the rug, but the wait of unfinished business eventually catches up.
— Paul Gibbons
Bringing a pot plant to the office, I believe, is a sign of quite serious commitment.
— Danielle Wood
My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
— Rodney Dangerfield
It didn't matter what anyone else saw in me. For the first time, I felt like I was seeing myself.
— Lisa Brown Roberts
The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee.
— Kelly Moran
A friend of everyone is a friend of no one
— Aristotle.
Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan
One longs to be funny, to make people laugh. Laughter is such a sign of approval, isn't it?
— Tom Baker
A lot of people have it in for me. It's practically a school sport.
— Nenia Campbell