Funny Sister Quotes
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Funny Sister Quotes & Sayings
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Then Sister Aquinata abandoned the nonviolent methods and produced a rolling pin from somewhere.
— Mary Robinette Kowal
For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.
— Steven Wright
My sister wanted a cat for a pet ... I wanted a dog, so they bought a cat and taught it to bark.
— Chic Murray
Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister.
— The Undertaker
I am an only child. I have one sister.
— Woody Allen
My parents are both really, really funny, and my little sister is a really good painter, and my other sister is a really good writer.
— Michael Cera
Funny, isn't it? I've known every love possible, but as the years stretched out, the love I longed for the most is the one I shared with my sister.
— Josephine Angelini
Sammy: "How do you comb your hair so the horns don't show?"Cain: "Don't mind her. A house just fell on her sister. — Kelly Moran
It's not fair! (Ryssa)Because life was ever about fairness.
Oh, to be as naive as his sister. — Sherrilyn Kenyon
When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny.
— Kim Young-kwang
The look he shot his sister could've given her a free chemical peel.
— Tracey Alvarez
I love anybody funny. I think my ten-year-old sister is really funny. She makes me laugh way more than most people do.
— Chelsea Martin
Thanks, Marisa. You're the best sister a girl can ask for," Mia told her sincerely. "I know--and very modest too. — Anna Zaires
Elder sisters never can do younger ones justice!
— Charlotte Mary Yonge
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?
— Jess C. Scott
It's funny, the whole cooking thing came out of just a random thought of writing a cookbook with my mom and my sister for fun ...
— Trisha Yearwood
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.
— George Brett
I have little sister Lola, she is small and very funny.
— Lauren Child
There's no better friend than a sister ...
— Mary Engelbreit
That you, sister. May you be the mother of a bishop.
— Brendan Behan
Emery gives me a rock that she's colored on. She whispers in my ear. You can smash people's fingers with it when they're mean.
— Jillian Dodd
Better to have to retrace your steps and then move forward than never to move forward at all.
— Anne Burack Sayre
Ben walks in the room and asks, "What were you guys doing?" Nikki says "Nothing" at the same time I say, "Your sister and I were just makin' out.
— Simone Elkeles
I could always get by on a fake ID, calm face, and a smile. My sister could look guilty saying her prayers.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
What's a dementor?"I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says. — Becky Albertalli
I don't believe in God, don't believe in the devil. Unless you want to count my mother. She might be Satan's sister, I suppose.
— Ellen Hopkins
