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Funny Smell Quotes By Simon Sinek: Our strength will come not from the sharpness

Our strength will come not from the sharpness of our spears, but from our willingness to offer others the protection of our shields. — Simon Sinek

Funny Smell Quotes By Price Pritchett: Ethical dilemmas have a way of sneaking up

Ethical dilemmas have a way of sneaking up on a person. If something smells funny, stay away from it. Or help get rid of it. — Price Pritchett

Funny Smell Quotes By Ahmed Zewail: The co-existence of religious values in the lives

The co-existence of religious values in the lives of individuals and secular rules in the governance of the state should be clearly defined. — Ahmed Zewail

Funny Smell Quotes By Mark A. Cooper: Some of my cousins are so rich and

Some of my cousins are so rich and stuck up. I fear they will one day have a heart attack when they realize that nasty smell was them as they farted. — Mark A. Cooper

Funny Smell Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: oh you do smell good.

oh you do smell good. — Stephenie Meyer

Funny Smell Quotes By Teresa Monachino: Noses run. Feet smell.

Noses run. Feet smell. — Teresa Monachino

Funny Smell Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: Fish is the only food that is considered

Fish is the only food that is considered spoiled once it smells like what it is. — P. J. O'Rourke

Funny Smell Quotes By Demetri Martin: Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that

Whenever I investigate a smell, I find that the answer is always bad. It's never: 'What is that? *sniff* muffins!' — Demetri Martin

Funny Smell Quotes By L.D. Davis: Well, the plenty of fish in the sea

Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line. — L.D. Davis

Funny Smell Quotes By K. Martin Beckner: Miss Green can call a turd a rose

Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it. — K. Martin Beckner

Funny Smell Quotes By Ron Paul: I take my marching orders from the Constitution.

I take my marching orders from the Constitution. — Ron Paul

Funny Smell Quotes By James Kidd: A fart in the face is love.

A fart in the face is love. — James Kidd

Funny Smell Quotes By Rick Riordan: He'd gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a

He'd gone from sixteen to seventy-five in a matter of seconds, but the old-man smell happened instantly, like boom. Congratulations! You stink! — Rick Riordan

Funny Smell Quotes By Martha Stewart: Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change

Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter. — Martha Stewart

Funny Smell Quotes By Aaron Eckhart: I'd like to do a romantic comedy.

I'd like to do a romantic comedy. — Aaron Eckhart

Funny Smell Quotes By Mark Scharenbroich: Ask because you want to know. Listen because

Ask because you want to know. Listen because you want to grow. — Mark Scharenbroich

Funny Smell Quotes By Nick Carter: I really enjoy making different types of music

I really enjoy making different types of music than I do with the Backstreet Boys. — Nick Carter

Funny Smell Quotes By Gloria Estefan: Stevie Wonder always smells so good ... I'm

Stevie Wonder always smells so good ... I'm like a DEA dog, I can smell people a block away! — Gloria Estefan

Funny Smell Quotes By Taylor Jenkins Reid: You don't own Ryan. You brought him into

You don't own Ryan. You brought him into this family, and you asked us to love him. And we do. And you can't control that. — Taylor Jenkins Reid

Funny Smell Quotes By Charles M. Schulz: That's the only dog I know who can

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food. — Charles M. Schulz

Funny Smell Quotes By Abigail Owen: I just finished running, and I look and

I just finished running, and I look and smell like nothing very pleasant. Why, oh, why did he have to bump into me now? — Abigail Owen

Funny Smell Quotes By Marya Mannes: A high standard of living is usually accompanied

A high standard of living is usually accompanied by a low standard of thinking. — Marya Mannes

Funny Smell Quotes By Scott Douglas: There was the smell of old books, a

There was the smell of old books, a smell that has a way of making all libraries seem the same. Some say that smell is asbestos. — Scott Douglas

Funny Smell Quotes By Joseph Campbell: A one sentence definition of mythology? Mythology is

A one sentence definition of mythology? Mythology is what we call someone else's religion. — Joseph Campbell

Funny Smell Quotes By Cassandra Giovanni: Go take a shower, you smell like good

Go take a shower, you smell like good sex and unnecessary regret. — Cassandra Giovanni

Funny Smell Quotes By Fannie Flagg: You know, it's funny what you'll miss when

You know, it's funny what you'll miss when you're away from home. Now me, I miss the smell of coffee ... and bacon frying in the morning. — Fannie Flagg

Funny Smell Quotes By Hester Browne: Great friendships are like cell phones, you do

Great friendships are like cell phones, you do not know why they work but are so glad that they do. — Hester Browne

Funny Smell Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I wish they made fajita cologne, because that

I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'! — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Smell Quotes By Tom Waits: Most of the people I admire, they usually

Most of the people I admire, they usually smell funny and don't get out much. It's true. Most of them are either dead or not feeling well. — Tom Waits