Funny Son Quotes
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Funny Son Quotes & Sayings
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For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Love only serves and does not calculate.
— Bryant McGill
I would love to be a grinder on some race yacht.
— Dhani Jones
How are you doing, son?""If you don't get started, I'll rip out your heart and have it for breakfast."
- Michael to Solo — Gena Showalter
I'm so proud of my son for being so funny!
— Susan Boyle
WHERE IS MY SON?" Uncle Antonio bellows, levelling the two AK-47s he's holding at the lot of us. "Get away from him, you bastards!
— Jessica Khoury
At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader.
— Denis Markell
Son, women are easy. They simply want everything. It's not difficult.
— Penelope Douglas
Her name badge read: Hello! My name is DIE, DEMIGOD SCUM!
— Rick Riordan
I want my online content to be so good that Google's web crawler stops and says "Dayyyum son!
— Ryan Lilly
It's always funny until the hooker mentions her son.
— Jon Stewart
Drugs will turn you into your parents.
— Frank Zappa
I took my son to Coney island, I said "wanna go in the crazy house?", he said "save your money we'll be home soon"!
— Rodney Dangerfield
For me there ain't no high heel high enough.
— Christian Louboutin
I guess the only thing to do now is meet his parents. I'm sure they're decent people. I mean they gotta be if they named their son Gaylord Focker.
— Robert De Niro
"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if he was not so like his mother, too."
— Charles Dickens
"What's the latest dope on Wall Street?" "My son!"
— Henny Youngman
Son of a poodle.
— Michael Darling
You ought to sue that son of a whore
— Stephen King
Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject.
— Shelby Metcalf
My son is 21. He'll be 22 if I let him.
— Henny Youngman
Get your filthy paws off my son, feet pue tan! Cherise
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
What are you doing now, you lazy drunken obscene unsayable son of an unnameable unmarried gipsy obscenity? What are you doing?
— Ernest Hemingway,
