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Funny Stoner Jokes Quotes By Libba Bray: Oh, sure. Of course, they say now that

Oh, sure. Of course, they say now that we've got Freud and the motorcar, God is dead."
"He's not dead; just very tired. — Libba Bray

Funny Stoner Jokes Quotes By Tullian Tchividjian: If the depths of everyone's sin was made

If the depths of everyone's sin was made public, we would all be much more gracious to each other. — Tullian Tchividjian

Funny Stoner Jokes Quotes By Nicki Minaj: Love it or hate it, this is me,

Love it or hate it, this is me, this is who I am! — Nicki Minaj

Funny Stoner Jokes Quotes By Octavia E. Butler: Prayers only help the person doing the praying,

Prayers only help the person doing the praying, and then, only if they strengthen and focus that person's resolve. — Octavia E. Butler

Funny Stoner Jokes Quotes By Rudyard Kipling: I've just read that I am dead. Don't

I've just read that I am dead. Don't forget to delete me from your list of subscribers. — Rudyard Kipling

Funny Stoner Jokes Quotes By Bhavik Sarkhedi: We can't blame our decision if something goes

We can't blame our decision if something goes wrong in life. Decision is made exactly as per the capacity and capability of the moment's consciousness — Bhavik Sarkhedi

Funny Stoner Jokes Quotes By Christopher Moore: Pain travels pretty well.

Pain travels pretty well. — Christopher Moore

Funny Stoner Jokes Quotes By Pete Seeger: But if by some freak of history communism

But if by some freak of history communism had caught up with this country, I would have been one of the first people thrown in jail. — Pete Seeger

Funny Stoner Jokes Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Meet me in the courtyard in half an

Meet me in the courtyard in half an hour, then," said Will. "I'll wake Cyril. And be prepared to swoon at my finery. — Cassandra Clare

Funny Stoner Jokes Quotes By Maurice Barres: It is not reason that gives us our

It is not reason that gives us our moral orientation, it is sensitivity. — Maurice Barres

Funny Stoner Jokes Quotes By Scott Westerfeld: You young things are too easily persuaded by

You young things are too easily persuaded by the touch of lips. — Scott Westerfeld

Funny Stoner Jokes Quotes By Sophocles: Great Time makes all things dim.

Great Time makes all things dim. — Sophocles

Funny Stoner Jokes Quotes By Elizabeth Camden: You are a child of God, and that

You are a child of God, and that means that there is great, shining beauty within you. — Elizabeth Camden