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Funny Taser Quotes By Jacqueline Woodson: Time comes to us softly, slowly. It sits

Time comes to us softly, slowly. It sits beside us for a while. Then, long before we are ready, it moves on. — Jacqueline Woodson

Funny Taser Quotes By Jenny Han: He will let you down, because that's what

He will let you down, because that's what he does. That's who he is. — Jenny Han

Funny Taser Quotes By Neal Stephenson: The human race might be about to disappear,

The human race might be about to disappear, but not before putting on a two-year frenzy of recreational sex. — Neal Stephenson

Funny Taser Quotes By Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin: Alcohol is the monarch of liquids.

Alcohol is the monarch of liquids. — Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

Funny Taser Quotes By Chris Hemsworth: It wasn't until 'Thor' that I started lifting

It wasn't until 'Thor' that I started lifting weights. It was all pretty new to me. — Chris Hemsworth

Funny Taser Quotes By George Lopez: Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops

Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi! — George Lopez

Funny Taser Quotes By Debbie Ford: When you invoke the agent of change called

When you invoke the agent of change called acceptance, you must accept all that you are, all that you've been, and all that you will be in the future. — Debbie Ford

Funny Taser Quotes By Geoffrey Chaucer: And if love is, what thing and which

And if love is, what thing and which is he? If love be good, from whennes cometh my woo? — Geoffrey Chaucer

Funny Taser Quotes By Ryan Reynolds: We might be too proud to admit it

We might be too proud to admit it as guys, but we still need to learn how to manage responsibility, how to face our challenges. — Ryan Reynolds

Funny Taser Quotes By Mary Renault: There is nothing like despair to make one

There is nothing like despair to make one throw oneself upon the gods. — Mary Renault