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Funny Thank You Quotes By Padma Venkatraman: Will you go out with me for a

Will you go out with me for a cup of coffee?" "No." "No?" "I prefer tea, thank you. — Padma Venkatraman

Funny Thank You Quotes By Judd Hirsch: What's the inside of a shark smell like?

What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken. — Judd Hirsch

Funny Thank You Quotes By Steven Moffat: Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think

Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.
The Doctor: Believe me ... It was an accident. — Steven Moffat

Funny Thank You Quotes By Jennifer Lawrence: Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you

Hervey (Weinstein) thank you for killing whoever you had to kill to get me up here today — Jennifer Lawrence

Funny Thank You Quotes By Courtney Cole: Courage is not being fearless - it is

Courage is not being fearless - it is created by overcoming your fears. — Courtney Cole

Funny Thank You Quotes By Frederick Franck: All at once I saw that the sun

All at once I saw that the sun was round! Since then I have been the happiest man on Earth! — Frederick Franck

Funny Thank You Quotes By Christopher Atkins: Thank God for machines. They can make a

Thank God for machines. They can make a dog sing! — Christopher Atkins

Funny Thank You Quotes By Robin York: For the record, Caro?" "Yeah?" "Hard as a

For the record, Caro?" "Yeah?" "Hard as a fucking rock. — Robin York

Funny Thank You Quotes By Joseph Conrad: The good author is he who contemplates without

The good author is he who contemplates without marked joy or excessive sorrow the adventures of his soul amongst criticisms. — Joseph Conrad

Funny Thank You Quotes By Marc Maron: Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking

Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.' — Marc Maron

Funny Thank You Quotes By Virgil: We have to thank God for this retirement.

We have to thank God for this retirement. — Virgil

Funny Thank You Quotes By Rick Riordan: I apologize for apologizing.""Thank you.

I apologize for apologizing."
"Thank you. — Rick Riordan

Funny Thank You Quotes By Gwen Hayes: You look worse today than you did when

You look worse today than you did when you had two black
eyes."
"Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest things. — Gwen Hayes

Funny Thank You Quotes By Belle De Jour: Thank goodness it only lasted a minute or

Thank goodness it only lasted a minute or so.
The inhalant, that is. The sex was rather longer — Belle De Jour

Funny Thank You Quotes By E.L. James: I glance down his body. He's still wearing

I glance down his body. He's still wearing his shorts and his shirt, and I still have my T-shirt on. Jeez
talk about wham, bam, thank you ma'am. — E.L. James

Funny Thank You Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to

Thank you adult mittens, for allowing me to give people the finger without them knowing it. — Jimmy Fallon

Funny Thank You Quotes By Hilary Mantel: Martyr More,' he says. 'The word is in

Martyr More,' he says. 'The word is in Rome that he and Fisher are to be made saints. — Hilary Mantel

Funny Thank You Quotes By Daniel Tosh: Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're

Thank you ... San Francisco. All right, you're ruining the show. Thank you ... for clapping for what my parents are ashamed of. — Daniel Tosh

Funny Thank You Quotes By Jen Turano: - You are exceedingly annoying.- Thank you.- It

- You are exceedingly annoying.
- Thank you.
- It was not a compliment. — Jen Turano

Funny Thank You Quotes By Randy Glasbergen: Thank you for calling customer service. If you're

Thank you for calling customer service. If you're calm and rational, press 1. If you're a whiner, press 2. If you're a hot head, press 3 — Randy Glasbergen

Funny Thank You Quotes By Justin Somper: Well Connor thought ruefully At least now I

Well Connor thought ruefully At least now I know who to thank for my anger issues. — Justin Somper

Funny Thank You Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Thank you for your cooperation and vice versa.

Thank you for your cooperation and vice versa. — Eugene Ormandy

Funny Thank You Quotes By Joyce Brothers: Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form

Listening, not imitation, may be the sincerest form of flattery. — Joyce Brothers

Funny Thank You Quotes By Yogi Berra: On being the guest of honor at an

On being the guest of honor at an awards banquet: "Thank you for making this day necessary." — Yogi Berra

Funny Thank You Quotes By B.E.L. Forsythe: You are always sending us to our deaths.

You are always sending us to our deaths. We're soldiers, it is what we do. — B.E.L. Forsythe

Funny Thank You Quotes By Bill Bailey: Thank God for Darwin, eh?

Thank God for Darwin, eh? — Bill Bailey

Funny Thank You Quotes By Kim Cormack: Mr. Monogamy doesn't find my shenanigans funny? Oh

Mr. Monogamy doesn't find my shenanigans funny? Oh thank god, if you did I'd have to chuck it all and join a monastery. — Kim Cormack

Funny Thank You Quotes By Ashley Poston: Electrolyte water tastes as bland as my soul

Electrolyte water tastes as bland as my soul feels. — Ashley Poston

Funny Thank You Quotes By Breanna Hayse: Now I really feel sorry for her. Your

Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered.
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse

Funny Thank You Quotes By Gena Showalter: Is it sad that my first thought happened

Is it sad that my first thought happened to be: Thank God I'm off the treadmill. — Gena Showalter

Funny Thank You Quotes By C.S. Forester: I thank God daily for the good fortune

I thank God daily for the good fortune of my birth, for I am certain I would have made a miserable peasant. — C.S. Forester

Funny Thank You Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I once had a problem ... so I

I once had a problem ... so I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem - who to thank. — Rodney Dangerfield

Funny Thank You Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look

Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves. — Jimmy Fallon

Funny Thank You Quotes By Libba Bray: I'd like to thank readers. Every time you

I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin. — Libba Bray

Funny Thank You Quotes By Dave Barry: Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball

Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you. — Dave Barry