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Funny That's So Me Quotes By Ally Carter: Like Cammie is fine," Macey said, then glanced

Like Cammie is fine," Macey said, then glanced at me. "No offense."
"None taken," I said. "I think. — Ally Carter

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Timothy Simons: There is a part of me that really

There is a part of me that really just thinks it would be so funny to see the 'Veep' characters in 'Game of Thrones.' — Timothy Simons

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Kylie Scott: I stepped away from the wall and tried

I stepped away from the wall and tried to put on a happy face. It didn't work. "Hi."
"She says that so well." Mal turned to me and winked. — Kylie Scott

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Pauly Shore: Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose

Comedy wasn't something I chose - it chose me. I was just inherently funny when I was a kid. — Pauly Shore

Funny That's So Me Quotes By R.J. Dennis: I really hate it when people want to

I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey — R.J. Dennis

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Terry Pratchett: -Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd

-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere. — Terry Pratchett

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Michael Leunig: What really irks me is the snide victimizing

What really irks me is the snide victimizing suggestion from some that I have tried to be lighthearted and funny ... Oh my God - this is so offensive. — Michael Leunig

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Me: I'm so careless that now i don't even

I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. — Me

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Dave Chappelle: What is wrong with me i just bought

What is wrong with me i just bought a bag of weed from an infant. — Dave Chappelle

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Carol Bartz: My grandmother raised me. She was a real

My grandmother raised me. She was a real no-nonsense but very funny lady. I drove tractors, made hay, milked cows, fed the chicken, fed the pigs. — Carol Bartz

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Tracy Morgan: My father was funnier than me. My father

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman. — Tracy Morgan

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Steven Wright: Some friends of mine got me a sweater

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Sarah Mayberry: If I let you go are you going

If I let you go are you going to hit me again?"
"What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Alex Potvin: There's pretty much no way for me to

There's pretty much no way for me to answer that without sounding like an asshole, so maybe you could do me a solid and not make me. — Alex Potvin

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Brady Anderson: It's so funny that people specify that year

It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise. — Brady Anderson

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Liz Czukas: It's just ... how do I put this?

It's just ... how do I put this? Maybe it's just hard for me to imagine turning down something that's so much harder for someone like me to find. — Liz Czukas

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Nicole McKay: A brick is ... ... ... Well it's

A brick is ... ... ... Well it's a bloody brick what more do you want from me? — Nicole McKay

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Terry Pratchett: We all have our funny little ways. Except

We all have our funny little ways. Except me, obviously. — Terry Pratchett

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Bruce McCulloch: You know, funny is this weird word for

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore. — Bruce McCulloch

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Parker S. Huntington: What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Heather Graham: The funny thing is, I look at these

The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them! — Heather Graham

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I was in a convenience store, reading a

I was in a convenience store, reading a magazine. The clerk told me, "this is not a library!" "OK! I will talk louder, then!" — Mitch Hedberg

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: Sunshine gives me a headache

Sunshine gives me a headache — Rainbow Rowell

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Robyn Carr: She has to agree to have me. It

She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I'm confident I can trick her into it. — Robyn Carr

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me! — Zach Galifianakis

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Mark Watson: Someone asked me recently - what would I

Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife. — Mark Watson

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Bo Burnham: If I had a dime for every time

If I had a dime for every time a homeless guy asked me for change, I'd still say no. — Bo Burnham

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Janet Evanovich: Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Britney Spears: I find it so funny that people find

I find it so funny that people find me so interesting. — Britney Spears

Funny That's So Me Quotes By K.A. Mitchell: So does that mean if you won't fuck

So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not? — K.A. Mitchell

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Joyce Rachelle: They told me I've got writer's cramp. So

They told me I've got writer's cramp. So is that better than the block? — Joyce Rachelle

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Julie Halpern: When I die, I want them to bury

When I die, I want them to bury me facedown and ass up so that the whole world can kiss my ass! — Julie Halpern

Funny That's So Me Quotes By William Shakespeare: Afore me! It is so very late,That we

Afore me! It is so very late,
That we may call it early by and by. — William Shakespeare

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Nicole McKay: I've always wanted to go out with a

I've always wanted to go out with a bang, that's why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together. — Nicole McKay

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Rick Riordan: Grover: It's a very sweet love story. I

Grover: It's a very sweet love story. I get misty-eyed every time I play it. So does Percy, but I think that's because he's laughing at me. — Rick Riordan

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Megan Hilty: It's so funny because people always think of

It's so funny because people always think of me as being a little bit country or assume that I am from the South - I don't know why! — Megan Hilty

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Dave Grohl: It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's

It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. — Dave Grohl

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Michelle Hodkin: Your level of neuroses will only find love

Your level of neuroses will only find love in a made-for-TV movie. — Michelle Hodkin

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: If I was a mechanic and someone called

If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!" — Mitch Hedberg

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny

All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Bill Cosby: I once asked my father for a dollar

I once asked my father for a dollar for the school picnic. He told me how he once killed a grizzly bear with his loose-leaf notebook. — Bill Cosby

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Don Rickles: You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. — Don Rickles

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Warren Buffett: I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap

I buy expensive suits. They just look cheap on me. — Warren Buffett

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Charlie Cochet: Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you

Your pupils are dilated. Does that mean you want to fuck me or eat me? Because I might have a problem with one of those.
-Dex to Sloane — Charlie Cochet

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Rick Riordan: Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me!

Otis! Will you PLEASE stop killing me! — Rick Riordan

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Tim Vine: So this bloke says to me, "Can I

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". — Tim Vine

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Craig Ferguson: I've started looking at my own father a

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman. — Craig Ferguson

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Owen Wilson: I try to find a way to make

I try to find a way to make it comfortable or interesting or funny to me. — Owen Wilson

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Me: Life is like a potato. Well, at least

Life is like a potato. Well, at least my life is. — Me

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Harriet Morgan: The police are on the way to arrest

The police are on the way to arrest you for stealing my heart, hijacking my feelings, and driving me crazy. — Harriet Morgan

Funny That's So Me Quotes By James Mangold: The funny thing about me is I move

The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way. — James Mangold

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Mariana Zapata: What did you want me to do? Ask

What did you want me to do? Ask him for money? — Mariana Zapata

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Nick Thune: There's a fear that I don't think people

There's a fear that I don't think people are interested in my actual opinion. I just think people are interested in me being funny. — Nick Thune

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Ronald Reagan: Elena, my four year old, says to me

Elena, my four year old, says to me in all seriousness; "Mommy, you need to buy another baby". — Ronald Reagan

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Yogi Berra: How long have you known me, Jack? And

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name. — Yogi Berra

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Erin Dionne: If my hair was on fire and llamas

If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great. — Erin Dionne

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Henny Youngman: Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to

Hollywood called me, asking me, "How much to do a movie with Farrah Fawcett?" "$50,000" They called back, "How about $20,000?" I said, "I'll pay it!" — Henny Youngman

Funny That's So Me Quotes By China Mieville: I have a rule: I prefer anyone who

I have a rule: I prefer anyone who doesn't try to kill me to anyone who does. I'm funny that way. — China Mieville

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I hate arrows. They try to tell me

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!" — Mitch Hedberg

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Xavier Niel: It's funny how the smallest things I've done

It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that. — Xavier Niel

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Jules Barnard: You're not a loser. You're almost as smart

You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet. — Jules Barnard

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Jesse Ball: I hate when I break my own rules.

I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Erica Jong: Allow me to put the record straight. I

Allow me to put the record straight. I am forty-six and have been for some years past. — Erica Jong

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Shannon L. Alder: I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've

I've never been bothered with my conduct. I've only been bothered by people that don't get it correct when they gossip about me. — Shannon L. Alder

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things

Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky. — Jimi Hendrix

Funny That's So Me Quotes By Kresley Cole: She stretched, pulling out her earbuds, which apparently

She stretched, pulling out her earbuds, which apparently in Lykae was code for 'Interogate me,' because the questions, they came a-calling. — Kresley Cole