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The thing I hate most about skeletons is you can never tell when they're smiling.
— Stephen Blackmoore
the funny thing about perception. I will never be able to experience the words the way you will, and you'll never see them the way I do.
— Lily Paradis
The funny thing is, about the time I let go of any aspiration toward worldly success, that's about the time I started writing decent work.
— Ben Fountain
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
— W. Somerset Maugham
It's a funny thing about love. You can't make it right when it's wrong and you can't make it wrong when it's right, no matter how hard you try.
— Arlene James
It's a funny thing about suspicions, Mr. Wright. All too often, they're just vain hopes in disguise.
— Tessa Dare
For some reason, humans have this funny thing about where we came from - it always has far more emotional weight than where we are.
— Chris Milk
The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
— Kevin Sorbo
It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange.
— Zadie Smith
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
— C.S. Lewis
Nick rubbed his hand across his face as he tried to make sense of her prattle. But that was the thing about Simi. She seldom made sense.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
That's the funny thing about cars and teenage boys. They never mean to hurt you when they crash, they just do.
— John Goode
The funny thing about gold is how quickly it can tarnish.
— Robyn Schneider
The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts.
— Conan O'Brien
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.
— Billy Corgan
Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He's going to answer them.
— Becky Wade
It's funny; people get so doctrinaire about music. It should be the last thing you don't have an open mind about.
— Randy Newman
Hope is a funny thing when you think about it. It's something you always have. You just have to believe you do.
— Laura Miller
That's the funny thing about arriving somewhere, Vin," he said with a wink. "Once you're there, the only thing you can really do is leave again.
— Brandon Sanderson
That's the funny thing about life...you don't know you're missing something. Then when you get it, you don't know what you'd do without it.
— D.K. Hamilton
That's the funny thing about lies; you have to keep covering them up with more lies.
— Penelope Ward
That was a funny thing about friends, Marylin thought. You could know a person practically your whole life and she could still surprise you.
— Frances O'Roark Dowell
I'll be supposed upon a book, his face is the worst thing about him.
— William Shakespeare
Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don't have anything worth giving.
— Lev Grossman
It's funny how we don't recognize our own reflections, but the one thing about them is they never lie.
— Jewel E. Ann
The funny thing is that I write and I act a lot about being Jewish, but I don't really think about it as a regular person.
— Liev Schreiber
That's the funny thing about havin' a kid. They come with their own set of problems; make everything else you were worried about seem kinda silly.
— Greg Garcia
The funny thing about destiny is that you can't predict it, and you can't prevent it.
- Leslie — Kathy Love
- Leslie — Kathy Love
The funny thing about a smile is that once you wear a smile, the darkness lightens and one does not feel frightened or sad any more.
— Deepak Menon
Funny thing about straddling fences, though: eventually you end up with a pain in the butt and not much ground covered in any direction.
— Logan Wolfram
That was the funny thing about smiles
if you flashed the right one, no one knew there was more going on inside. — Laurelin Paige
if you flashed the right one, no one knew there was more going on inside. — Laurelin Paige
Funny thing about revenge. It could make a killer out of a nun.
— Kevis Hendrickson
I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the funny thing about you.
— Mike Birbiglia
Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters.
— Joe Viterelli
I've noticed a funny thing about people who are over-weight. They spend all their time thinking about food -except when they're actually eating it
— Paul McKenna
The funny thing about these uniforms is that you hang them in the closet and they get smaller and smaller.
— Curt Flood
That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset someone.
— Lewis Black
The funny thing about the mind is that if you ask a question and then listen quietly, the answer usually appears.
— Yongey Mingyur
Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story.
— Don Roff
One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!
— Kristen Schaal
That's the funny thing about cinema, it is an intellectual medium, but it's also sort of anti-intellectual.
— Brit Marling
It's a funny thing about comin' home. Looks the same, smells the same, feels the same. You'll realize what's changed is you.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.
— Daniel Baldwin
The funny thing about the word "delusion" is that it means just that - delusion. When you have it, you don't know it, and that can be a problem.
— Christopher Zzenn Loren
Funny thing about regrets. I don't lament what I've done, but rather, what I didn't do.
— J.A. Konrath
Fashion is a funny thing to talk about. I think what you wear is definitely an extension of you, but I also think it's totally arbitrary.
— Tessa Thompson
Funny thing about Americans. They are the first to adopt weird lifestyles and radical views but they are the most conservative race on earth.
— Ralph Steadman
But that's the funny thing about treasure - we assume everyone wants what we hold most dear.
— Suzanne Rindell
The funny thing about stop signs is that they're also start signs.
— Maureen Johnson
Funny thing about the past. The older you get, the less it matters.
— Jayne Ann Krentz
I don't know how high I went, I don't wanna know. Heights are not my favorite thing. It makes my balls go in my throat just thinking about it.
— Chris Kyle
The funny thing
about
advice is,
we always tell
others
the things
we
cannot
really do
ourselves. — Robert M. Drake
about
advice is,
we always tell
others
the things
we
cannot
really do
ourselves. — Robert M. Drake
The funny thing about history is that we imagine that people didn't laugh in the old days, but of course they did, at stupid things.
— Terry Jones
The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged.
— Andrea L'Artiste
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.
— Sam Shepard
A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.
— Greg Gutfeld
It's all about one split-second. Boxing is a funny thing. You blink your eyes and somebody says good night to you.
— Kostya Tszyu
The funny thing about memory is that it can't be fully trusted, and yet, in the end, it's the only truth we have.
— Mindscape
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
— Gilbert Gottfried
The funny thing about mundies is how obsessed with magic they are for a bunch of people who don't even know what the word means.
— Cassandra Clare
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
— Francesca Annis
The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.
— James Patterson
Funny thing about true happiness, though. You never know it's inside you until someone pulls it out.
— Meghan Quinn
The funny thing about an impossibility is that it tends to be a magnet for those who would prove it otherwise.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour.
— Lincoln Child
The funny thing about me is I move from genre to genre, but I essentially shoot all the movies the same way.
— James Mangold
But there was nothing funny about his sword. Jason figured one hit from that thing would probably turn him into a Popsicle. Then
— Rick Riordan
Funny thing about payment is that it isn't the buyer of the goods or services that gets to set it. It's the seller. That's me.
— Karen Marie Moning
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
The great thing about Eminem is, he's just hysterical. You forget, people like Eminem because he is riotously funny. And he's a great actor.
— Judd Apatow
That's the funny thing about trying to escape. You never really can. Maybe temporarily, but not completely.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.
— Alan Ladd
That was magic for you, right? The thing about magic, the real kind: it didn't make excuses, and it was never funny.
— Lev Grossman
It's rude to stare, but the great thing about staring at a sedated person is that they don't know you're doing it.
— Maggie Stiefvater
There's a funny thing about scars. You can cover them up and hide them, but no matter what you do, they're always there.
— Tabatha Vargo
It's a funny thing about love: you don't need to have it returned to love somebody. Loving's enough.
A Prologue to Love — Taylor Caldwell
A Prologue to Love — Taylor Caldwell
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
— Robert Frost
Funny thing about belonging to two worlds: Sometimes you feel like you belong in zero.
— Emily Henry
Funny thing about love, ain't it? Sometimes it saves you and sometimes, like right then, even love isn't enough.
— Eden Butler
The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you.
— Robert M. Pirsig
You know, Ham," Breeze noted. "The only funny thing about your jokes is how often they lack any humor whatsoever.
— Brandon Sanderson
The funny thing about the boy who gave away his loaves and fish is that he, too, ended the day with a full stomach.
— Mark Hart
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - SOMERSET MAUGHAM
— Sarah Ban Breathnach