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There are no brunettes ... among Florentine Madonnas.
— Michael Ondaatje
I don't really think of myself as quirky; I have sort of an unusual sense of humor.
— Kyle MacLachlan
She's hot and cold, but damn, when she's hot, it's scorching, and when she's cold, it's arctic.
— K. Bromberg
Of all the things her father had done to her, she'd never imagined he'd marry her off to the Marlboro Man.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
Close your mouth, E'lir Kvothe, or I will feel obliged to put some vile tonic in it.
— Patrick Rothfuss
A puppy is but a dog, plus high spirits, and minus common sense.
— Agnes Repplier
The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help.
— Matt Lauer
Happiness is essentially a state of going somewhere, wholeheartedly, one directionally, without regret or reservation.
— William Herbert Sheldon
The hounds will come to Cainsville and when they do, you'll wish you made a very different choice today
— Kelley Armstrong
How many years will you crawl through this castle, so satisfied and still wanting more?
— Roger McGuinn
There is always something wonderful about a live audience.
— Tessanne Chin
There's no time to waste," Kai said. He did a backflip off the tower and ran off."What is it with that guy?" Jay asked. "Always in a rush! — Greg Farshtey
It's not that you want to sing, it's that you have to sing.
— Joe Williams
The first time you hear the word "Daddy," I don't care who you are, your heart just melts.
— Mario Joyner