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Funny Toothpaste Quotes By Gene Siskel: A film that aims low should not be

A film that aims low should not be praised for hitting that target. — Gene Siskel

Funny Toothpaste Quotes By Michael J. Bennett: Leave someone who hates you as much as

Leave someone who hates you as much as you hate yourself. — Michael J. Bennett

Funny Toothpaste Quotes By Chris Eubank Jr.: I've seen the consequences of what can happen

I've seen the consequences of what can happen when you're unprepared for a fight, or not as prepared as your opponent. — Chris Eubank Jr.

Funny Toothpaste Quotes By Tim LaHaye: He stretched out on the bed and was

He stretched out on the bed and was suddenly struck by how utterly lonely he was. — Tim LaHaye

Funny Toothpaste Quotes By Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe: Superstition is rooted in a much deeper and

Superstition is rooted in a much deeper and more sensitive layer of the psyche than skepticism. — Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

Funny Toothpaste Quotes By Horace: Enjoy thankfully any happy hour heaven may send

Enjoy thankfully any happy hour heaven may send you, nor think that your delights will keep till another year. — Horace

Funny Toothpaste Quotes By Laurell K. Hamilton: Without hope, love dies and parts of you

Without hope, love dies and parts of you wither. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Funny Toothpaste Quotes By Tommy Emmanuel: I don't often get a chance to have

I don't often get a chance to have a frying pan in the show. — Tommy Emmanuel

Funny Toothpaste Quotes By Iris Murdoch: youth is a marvelous garment

youth is a marvelous garment — Iris Murdoch

Funny Toothpaste Quotes By Josh Stern: Don't you wish we all lived in black

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

Funny Toothpaste Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back.

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control. — Mitch Hedberg

Funny Toothpaste Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has!

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers! — Ellen DeGeneres

Funny Toothpaste Quotes By Jennifer Rardin: I described the pyramid we'd found and waited

I described the pyramid we'd found and waited for him to jump on the bandwagon. Unfortunately he's afraid of wagons. And bands. — Jennifer Rardin

Funny Toothpaste Quotes By Thomas De Maiziere: I don't want anybody to accuse me of

I don't want anybody to accuse me of taking advantage of the situation to pursue a particular political agenda. — Thomas De Maiziere

Funny Toothpaste Quotes By Bryony Gordon: Everyone has degrees of madness in them, everyone

Everyone has degrees of madness in them, everyone has a story to tell. — Bryony Gordon

Funny Toothpaste Quotes By Slavoj Zizek: ... I am a good Hegelian. If you

... I am a good Hegelian. If you have a good theory, forget about the reality. — Slavoj Zizek