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Funny Waiter Quotes By Henny Youngman: Last night I ordered a whole meal in

Last night I ordered a whole meal in French. Even the waiter was amazed - it was a Chinese restaurant! — Henny Youngman

Funny Waiter Quotes By Martin Luther King Jr.: Our eternal message of hope is that dawn

Our eternal message of hope is that dawn will come. — Martin Luther King Jr.

Funny Waiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: Nature is a porno. Deal with it.

Nature is a porno. Deal with it. — Craig Benzine

Funny Waiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ...

This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I? — Craig Benzine

Funny Waiter Quotes By Prodigy: Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,I

Life is a gamble, we scramble for money,
I might crack a smile, but ain't a damn thing funny. — Prodigy

Funny Waiter Quotes By Jean De La Bruyere: Most men spend the first half of their

Most men spend the first half of their lives making the second half miserable. — Jean De La Bruyere

Funny Waiter Quotes By Clifton Fadiman: As between mileage and experience choose experience.

As between mileage and experience choose experience. — Clifton Fadiman

Funny Waiter Quotes By Leonora Carrington: Do not give up hope entirely in spite

Do not give up hope entirely in spite of the horror of your situation. I am mobilising all my mental capacities to obtain your unconditional freedom. — Leonora Carrington

Funny Waiter Quotes By Meg Wolitzer: strangeness, and the other person decides just to

strangeness, and the other person decides just to listen and not exploit — Meg Wolitzer