Funny Wedding Quotes
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Funny Wedding Quotes & Sayings
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I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day.
— Frankie Boyle
The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white.
— Gail Carriger
The wedding is where two people become one. The marriage is where they decide which one.
— Robert Breault
If my mom sees you here, she'll ---""Paper the walls with my innards while the innocents watch? — Jamie Farrell
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.
— Lewis Grizzard
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
— Jim Davidson
It's funny how things don't matter any more when it's too late.
— Carole Matthews
I'm just going ahead and say what everyone else here is thinking.This has got to be the weirdest fucking wedding that has ever happened. — Jessica Gadziala
Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.
— Aries Spears
He was the most handsome nightmare she had ever met.
— Jamie Farrell
My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried.
— Henny Youngman
A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.
— Patrick Dempsey
I said no strippers, I said, watching dumbfounded as Trenton danced around the room to Britney Spears.
— Jamie McGuire
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
— Jerry Coleman
In the end, it's all about perseverance.
— Dean Koontz
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
— Robert Frost
Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.
— Minnie Pearl
Heaven's Bakery help them all.
— Jamie Farrell
