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Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: Be cautious of bears at all times, even

Be cautious of bears at all times, even when being mauled by a tiger. — Craig Benzine

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By John Of The Cross: To love is to be transformed into what

To love is to be transformed into what we love. To love God is therefore to be transformed into God. — John Of The Cross

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE

The coffee's done? I LOVE IT WHEN THE COFFEE'S DONE! — Craig Benzine

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By Brene Brown: Faith minus vulnerability is fundamentalism

Faith minus vulnerability is fundamentalism — Brene Brown

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By Billy Graham: If you don't make a decision then time

If you don't make a decision then time will make it for you and time will always side against you! — Billy Graham

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: Are imperfections is which make we grate.

Are imperfections is which make we grate. — Craig Benzine

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By Henry Ward Beecher: If we are like Christ, we shall seek,

If we are like Christ, we shall seek, not to absorb, but to reflect the light which falls upon others, and thus we shall become pure and spotless. — Henry Ward Beecher

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By John Lloyd Young: My natural mother passed away from cystic fibrosis

My natural mother passed away from cystic fibrosis when I was a toddler, so I feel a great deal of empathy for people who are struggling with disease. — John Lloyd Young

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: Things that don't exist do exist, they're just

Things that don't exist do exist, they're just really fast. — Craig Benzine

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By Steven Wright: Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep

Don't you hate when your hand falls asleep and you know it will be up all night. — Steven Wright

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By Paul Gauguin: A critic in my house sees some paintings.

A critic in my house sees some paintings. Greatly perturbed, he asks for my drawings. My drawings? Never! They are my letters, my secrets. — Paul Gauguin

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By Robin Gibb: I don't know what 'home' or 'abroad' is

I don't know what 'home' or 'abroad' is any more. — Robin Gibb

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: The grass is always greener when it's covered

The grass is always greener when it's covered in money. — Craig Benzine

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By Faith Hill: My family and my friends are most important

My family and my friends are most important to me. These people are my foundation. — Faith Hill

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By Robert Cheeke: When backed up against a wall, dig deep,

When backed up against a wall, dig deep, demand excellence, stand tall, and be strong. — Robert Cheeke

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By P.D. Ouspensky: Man is confronted with two obvious facts: The

Man is confronted with two obvious facts: The existence of the world in which he lives; and the existence of psychic life in himself. — P.D. Ouspensky

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By Michael Connelly: Can't complain because nobody listens.

Can't complain because nobody listens. — Michael Connelly

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ...

This quote will self-destruct in ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... Just kidding ... Or am I? — Craig Benzine

Funny Wheezywaiter Quotes By Craig Benzine: Nature is a porno. Deal with it.

Nature is a porno. Deal with it. — Craig Benzine