Funny Wine Quotes
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Funny Wine Quotes & Sayings
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People need to have compassion for others.
— Frank Bruno
Use your own experiences and pain points to identify an opportunity. Be arrogant thinking you can do it better than others.
— Chris Hughes
The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
We are far too screwed up for a goddamned love triangle.
— Michelle Hodkin
Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don't really care once it's over.
— Andrew Grey
It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send it back.
— Jennifer Echols
Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Love is like wine, drink it as you rhyme.
— Santosh Kalwar
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do.
— P. J. O'Rourke
Growing up without being judged by other kids allowed me to be okay with liking things no one else liked.
— Felicia Day
I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar.
— Rodney Dangerfield
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ...
— Hiroko Sakai
Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
— Sarah Silverman
I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!"
— Mitch Hedberg
I feast on wine and bread, and feasts they are.
— Michelangelo
Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin
The cause didn't seem sacred to her. The war did not seem to be holy affair.
— Margaret Mitchell
