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in the sentiment of Mahatma Gandhi, when we practice the law of an eye for an eye, we all end up blind.
— Desmond Tutu
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From here [the Gaza withdrawal], our people begin the march towards establishing an independent Palestinian state with Jerusalem as its capital
— Mahmoud Abbas
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
— William Shakespeare
Remember: There's a reason the fairy godmother gave Cinderella two glass slippers.
— Michael Callahan
Who in the universe halts when the enemy tells them to?
— Sherwood Smith
It's so funny that people specify that year because in a way it was the biggest battle for me health wise.
— Brady Anderson
He was a funny old dog. He liked strawberries.
— Margaret Wise Brown
A company is known by the people it keeps.
— Will Rogers
I loved this smart, funny, big-hearted novel. As hilarious and wise as early Philip Roth, The Mathematician's Shiva will delight and move you.
— Steven Strogatz
A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge
— Robert Breault
Commerce has made all winds her mistress.
— John Sterling
Loser," I groaned, as I rolled my eyes. "I may be a loser, but I fuck like a champ. You should try it sometime. Maybe you wouldn't be so cranky. — Teresa Mummert
In this world only the paranoid survive.
— Dean Koontz
Runners in the western world have a tendency to create psychological barriers for themselves, but Morceli runs at will, with no inhibitions.
— Eamonn Coghlan
When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots.
— Rick Riordan
For it is written that if the wise man appears always stupid, his failures do not disappoint, and his success gives pleasant surprise.
— Christopher Moore
Silence and creativity are very close friends!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
I'd rather be funny than wise.
— Dennis Miller
In Latin America, you don't do things for the money because there is no money.
— Gael Garcia Bernal
Elephants are so wise and so funny and so endangered and so intelligent. I just think there is a lot to learn from them.
— Gloria Steinem
(Annabeth says most of that salt water is in my head. Very funny, Wise Girl.) Anyway,
— Rick Riordan
I used to see dolphins as cute, Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes
And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.
— Joe Walker
Some stories aren't black and white.
— C.J. Roberts
Greatness, once fallen out with fortune, must fall out with men too.
— William Shakespeare
I don't have a type looks-wise, but all my exes have been funny, open-minded and ambitious. I can't stand men with no passion in life.
— Kathryn Prescott
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
