Funny Xmas Quotes
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Funny Xmas Quotes & Sayings
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I sank into a chair and mopped the frontal bone. Not for many a long day had I been in such a doodah
— P.G. Wodehouse
There are simply no shortcuts in the long run.
— Frank Sonnenberg
Reading civilized the inner life.
— Mason Cooley
Never trust a man who can dance.
— E.L. James
I wrote a novel for my degree, and I'm very happy I didn't submit that to a publisher. I sympathize with my professors who had to read it.
— David Eddings
To expect the world to receive a new truth, or even an old truth, without challenging it, is to look for one of those miracles which do not occur.
— Alfred Russel Wallace
What looks good now is guaranteed to embarrass you twenty years down the line, which is, of course, the whole problem with fashion.
— David Sedaris
My private life is private.
— Cynthia Nixon
When we consider the works of creation, and think of the power manifested in them, we are contemplating the power of redemption.
— Ellet J. Waggoner
Thank you, God. Pete seems way uptight, but he doesn't seem like a hateful ass clown. Many thanks. Over and out.
— Kim Holden
