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Camouflage is the most interesting of all the arts.
— Kris Saknussemm
It's just amazing how long this country has been going to hell without ever having got there.
— Andy Rooney
Everything's amazing right now, and nobody's happy.
— Louis C.K.
When I was a little girl, I lived for modeling and fashion - I used to love, love, love modeling.
— Chanel Iman
There are moments in your life that can change you forever, and you Norah, you are my forever moment.
— Angela Richardson
Funny, when you finally faced reality, it was amazing how clearly you could see things.
— Mary Higgins Clark
It was amazing how many friends you could make by being bad at things, provided you were bad enough to be funny.
— Terry Pratchett
My wife and I ran through 'Justified' in, like, a day. And that is such a funny, amazing show.
— Adam Pally
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
— Auliq Ice
His work seems to confirm my old axiom: it is useless to try to keep the whole body alive.
— Adolfo Bioy Casares
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
My cousin had a baby and I was watching her breastfeed for a couple of bucks, and I'll tell you ladies: it's amazing.
— Dave Attell
Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.
— J. B. Smoove
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.
— Iliza Shlesinger
Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
— Mitch Hedberg
Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.
— James Dashner
The thing is, Fallon ... I told you before to lock the door if you wanted me to stay out. Funny thing is ... " I leaned in. "You. Never. Did.
— Penelope Douglas
Have you seen that show on CBS called 'The Amazing Race'? Is that show about white people?
— Zach Galifianakis
I read that MTV's Real World got 40,000 applications. That's amazing, such an even number. You would have thought it would be 40,008.
— Mitch Hedberg
Whoever finds that they're not prepared to give their all should draw the inescapable conclusion from that and stop.
— Jean-Christophe Maillot
Over the years, I've loved being on stage with an orchestra, waving my hands around.
— Anthony Daniels
It was so frustrating to see ulcer patients having surgery, or even dying, when I knew a simple antibiotic treatment could fix the problem.
— Barry Marshall
Cause hearts are amazing things. They get lots bigger to make room for new people to love alongside the old people you love. -Simi
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!"
— Mitch Hedberg
What's amazing is that she was possessed by Satan for almost a year and nobody noticed anything unusual!
— MaryJanice Davidson
The Art of Peace is based on four Great Virtues: Bravery, Wisdom, Love, and Friendship, symbolized by Fire, Heaven, Earth, and Water.
— Morihei Ueshiba
Most men are unwilling to be taught.
— Samuel Johnson
I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs.
— Iliza Shlesinger
