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When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
— Steven Wright
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.
— Bob Hope
Nix: We're not leaving without her. So unless you want permanent houseguests of the destructive sort, just hand her over.
— Kresley Cole
A man who has drank his drinks cold at the same expense for one week can never be presented with them warm again.
— Frederic Tudor
It's funny, leaving a place, ain't it?" he said. "You never do know when you'll get back.
— Larry McMurtry
Price statistics show clearly that instability in raw-material prices is a prime cause of instability of other prices.
— Benjamin Graham
It was a well-known fact that Lorna was leaving in six months' time, since Lorna had been leaving in six months' time for close to twenty-five years.
— Danielle Wood
I've always wanted to go out with a bang, that's why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.
— Nicole McKay
My legs, arms, torso, underarms, and parts of my eyebrows have been stripped of the stuff, leaving me like a plucked bird, ready for roasting.
— Suzanne Collins
Last night's homer was Stargell's 399th career home run, leaving him one shy of 500.
— Jerry Coleman
Don't approach a dragon from the front, a jakkar from the back or a norn from any side. Annuan saying.
— Taylor Grace
I can't start my day without hearing 'Waiting On the World to Change' by John Mayer. It's my alarm clock and my favorite song.
— Matthew Underwood
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.
— Rebecca Brooks
No," Shane said. "I'm not leaving you two here alone. We stick together."
"I'm still not kissing you," Michael said.
"Tease. — Rachel Caine
"I'm still not kissing you," Michael said.
"Tease. — Rachel Caine
Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife
— Ruth Downie
What Africa needs to do is to grow, to grow out of debt.
— George Ayittey