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Gehrman Quotes By Jody Gehrman: She has ESB," I say.Chloe rolls her eyes.

She has ESB," I say.
Chloe rolls her eyes. "ESP you mean?"
"No, ESB. Extrasensory Bitchyness. — Jody Gehrman

Gehrman Quotes By Jody Gehrman: La-di-dah, just out for a little spin, don't

La-di-dah, just out for a little spin, don't mind me. — Jody Gehrman

Gehrman Quotes By Jody Gehrman: I sometimes suspect they don't take Dr. Aphrodite

I sometimes suspect they don't take Dr. Aphrodite very seriously. Which is sad, really. Because what's more serious than love? — Jody Gehrman

Gehrman Quotes By Jody Gehrman: Sometimes, a girl just has to dive under

Sometimes, a girl just has to dive under the duvet and regroup. — Jody Gehrman

Gehrman Quotes By Jody Gehrman: Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds.

Supposedly, guys think about sex every eight seconds. If that's true, how can they talk to their grandmothers? — Jody Gehrman

Gehrman Quotes By Jody Gehrman: Maybe illusion and artifice - lies, even -

Maybe illusion and artifice - lies, even - are a necessary part of romance. — Jody Gehrman

Gehrman Quotes By Jody Gehrman: I have to say it's the most sizzling,

I have to say it's the most sizzling, delicious, sublime kiss ever. In the history of human beings. Possibly back to and including dinosaurs. — Jody Gehrman

Gehrman Quotes By Jody Gehrman: Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and

Suddenly, the gods have stopped saying yes and have started making really obnoxious farting noises. In my face. With their armpits. — Jody Gehrman

Gehrman Quotes By Jody Gehrman: POKSI (Physically Okay but Socially Inept)

POKSI (Physically Okay but Socially Inept) — Jody Gehrman

Gehrman Quotes By Jody Gehrman: I guess sometimes it takes a while for

I guess sometimes it takes a while for the heart to get the memo from the brain. — Jody Gehrman

Gehrman Quotes By Jody Gehrman: Art boy is obviously intimidated. You're like the

Art boy is obviously intimidated. You're like the sun and he's squinting up at you, barely able to see because of your blinking radiance — Jody Gehrman

Gehrman Quotes By Jody Gehrman: If he's just not into you anymore, then

If he's just not into you anymore, then buy yourself a cute pair of shoes and strut your fabulousness elsewhere. — Jody Gehrman

Gehrman Quotes By Jody Gehrman: July 4th, (ie, time to celebrate our freedoms

July 4th, (ie, time to celebrate our freedoms as Americans by eating hormone-laden farm animals and blowing shit up)
-Geena (Triple Shot Betty) — Jody Gehrman

Gehrman Quotes By Jody Gehrman: The right song can change everything.

The right song can change everything. — Jody Gehrman

Gehrman Quotes By Jody Gehrman: This party is turning out to be the

This party is turning out to be the turd-encrusted cherry on the top of my shit-shake of a day. — Jody Gehrman