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George Carlin Funniest Quotes By Stephan James: I want to be a superhero, I want

I want to be a superhero, I want to be Spider-Man or Batman. Will you let me know if you have any connections? Let's make it happen. — Stephan James

George Carlin Funniest Quotes By Robert Wilson: The portuguese never put anything behind them except

The portuguese never put anything behind them except a chair to eat lunch. — Robert Wilson

George Carlin Funniest Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: May your heart be melted with faith, love

May your heart be melted with faith, love and hope. — Lailah Gifty Akita

George Carlin Funniest Quotes By George Carlin: And, of course, the funniest food of all,

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. — George Carlin

George Carlin Funniest Quotes By Christopher Hitchens: The few heroic sluts on this great working-girl

The few heroic sluts on this great working-girl turf — Christopher Hitchens

George Carlin Funniest Quotes By Denis Waitley: Optimism boosts your energy and focuses your sights

Optimism boosts your energy and focuses your sights on reaching your goals, rather than wallowing in your setbacks. — Denis Waitley

George Carlin Funniest Quotes By George Carlin: And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I

And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste. — George Carlin

George Carlin Funniest Quotes By Walter Kirn: I've come to learn that the determined and

I've come to learn that the determined and gifted and genuine sociopath has far more power to deceive than we realize. — Walter Kirn

George Carlin Funniest Quotes By Pamela Hansford Johnson: The sky broke like an egg into full

The sky broke like an egg into full sunset and the water caught fire. — Pamela Hansford Johnson

George Carlin Funniest Quotes By Yiyun Li: Does marriage have such a revolutionary power that

Does marriage have such a revolutionary power that a long-established habit can be overthrown in such a short time? — Yiyun Li

George Carlin Funniest Quotes By Anonymous: After she could only marvel at the sight

After she could only marvel at the sight of her hands in the cuffs. So this was what love looked like? Now she knew. — Anonymous

George Carlin Funniest Quotes By Terry Pratchett: Sister Georgina had studied at Cambridge or, as

Sister Georgina had studied at Cambridge or, as she put it, 'Not-the-one-in-Massachusetts-Cambridge-Universitythe-real-one-you-know-in-England. — Terry Pratchett

George Carlin Funniest Quotes By William Havard: The greatest glory of a free-born people is

The greatest glory of a free-born people is to transmit that freedom to their children. — William Havard