Golfers Quotes
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Golfers Quotes & Sayings
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A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.
— William Glasser
Jones is the greatest golfer who ever lived and probably ever will live. That's my goal. Bobby Jones. It's the only goal.
— Jack Nicklaus
Who listens to golfers? They're boring. If I want to wear camouflage on the golf course during a tournament, I will. And I have.
— Bubba Watson
The mediocre golfer generally is one who is too lazy to play better.
— Babe Didrikson Zaharias
It's been said that golf is a Zen activity. I'd argue that if golfers were practicing Zen, they wouldn't keep score.
— Tom Robbins
No golfer can ever become too good to practice.
— May Hezlet
Golfers don't scream. Golfers just adjust the pleats in their pants and go from there. That's about as antagonistic as we get.
— Gary McCord
Golfers don't fist fight. They cuss a bit. But they wouldn't punch anything or anybody. They might hurt their hands and have to change their grip.
— Dan Jenkins
I never mixed with golfers when I was playing, mainly because I didn't want to talk golf all night.
— Nick Faldo
O. J. Simpson has already received the ultimate punishment: For the rest of his life he has to associate with golfers.
— George Carlin
Our view is that the very best data miners or statisticians can earn as much as the very best golfers or tennis players.
— Anthony Goldbloom
If golfers can run around and crow when they make a birdie, I think it would be just as proper to lie down on the green and cry when you make a bogey.
— J. C. Snead
I do not trust doctors. They are like golfers. Every one has a different answer to your problems.
— Seve Ballesteros
I think golfers get over-concerned about results. Enjoy the process: enjoy the opportunity to play.
— Wendy Ward
They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I think the image of golfers is terrific, and rightly so.
— Pete Sampras
Yeah, after each of my downhill putts.
— Homero Blancas
Few golfers are born with the natural talent for hitting the ball, but every player is blessed with the God-given ability to throw a club.
— Henry Beard
Hollywood is a gold-plated suburb suitable for golfers, gardeners, assorted middlemen, and contented movies stars. I am none of these things.
— Orson Welles
I admire the way golfers handle themselves. But tennis players are a lot younger, as a rule. There aren't many teenagers on the golf tour.
— Pete Sampras
When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.
— Jay Mohr
I'm thinking of taking up golf, but the idea of spending time with golfers frightens me.
— Harlan Coben
Like most professional golfers, I have a tendency to remember my poor shots a shade more vividly than the good ones.
— Ben Hogan
I am the toughest golfer mentally.
— Tiger Woods
Fairway: a narrow strip of mown grass that separates two groups of golfers looking for lost balls in the rough.
— Henry Beard
The best exercise for golfers is golfing.
— Bobby Jones
Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.
— Henry Beard
To be truthful, I think golfers are overpaid. It's unreal, and I have trouble dealing with the guilt sometimes.
— Colin Montgomerie
A golfer rarely needs to hit a spectacular shot until the one that preceded it was pretty bad.
— Harvey Penick
I've said before that the Ryder Cup is not the European Tour versus the American Tour. It's Europe's best golfers against the US.
— Lee Westwood
All I've got against golf is it takes you so far from the clubhouse.
— Eric Linklater
One of the great things about a celebrity pro-am is that you get to play along with the very best professional golfers in the world.
— Cheech Marin
I learn teaching from teachers. I learn golf from golfers. I learn winning from coaches.
— Harvey Penick
Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer.
— James Woods
On a recent survey, 80 percent of golfers admitted cheating. The other 20 percent lied.
— Bruce Lansky
As a golfer, you feel like you're perpetually on the rack [in foursomes]. Mentally, it's very difficult.
— Ben Crenshaw
Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.
— Lee Trevino
While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I'm happy with life as a bad golfer!
— Chipper Jones
Golfers are forever working on mechanics. My tennis swing hasn't changed in 10 years.
— Pete Sampras
There's one guy who inspired a nation of golfers, and that's Greg Norman. He's been incredible to me and all the great golfers.
— Adam Derek Scott
A driving range is the place where golfers go to get all the good shots out of their system.
— Henry Beard
The president I came to know best was George Herbert Walker Bush. No. 41 in your program, No. 1 on your list of fast-playing golfers.
— Dan Jenkins
I've got a lot of favorite golfers.
— Deron Williams
Ben Hogan is the most merciless of all the modern golfers.
— Gene Sarazen
Among golfers the putter is usually known as the payoff club and how right that is! Putting is in fact a game in itself.
— Bobby Locke
Statisticians estimate that crime among good golfers is lower than in any class of the community except possibly bishops.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Golfers have a tendency to be very masochistic. They like to punish themselves for some reason. A lot of them like tough courses.
— Jack Nicklaus
If golfers know they look good, they will play better. I think that is valid for men and women.
— Letitia Baldrige
Some golfers blast their ball from traps, With one adroit explosion, But others, out in ten perhaps, Depend upon erosion.
— Richard Armour
People always say golfers don't smile. But there is so much psychology in golf so we have to be a bit robotic.
— Lee Westwood
Golfers find it a very trying matter to turn at the waist, more particularly if they have a lot of waist to turn
— Harry Vardon
The top golfers in the world are like Formula One cars when it comes to their swings.
— Stuart Appleby
Golfers are the greatest worriers in the world of sport.
— Billy Casper