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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
— Woody Allen
We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.
— Aimee Bender
But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat.
— Terry Pratchett
Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.
— Mike Tyson
Nothing ruins a good thing quite like knowing you share your opinions with mindless little tits.
— Yahtzee Croshaw
I can be reasonably funny and light-hearted when I'm in the company of good friends, but I'm not a jokesmith. I tend to be quite serious.
— Rowan Atkinson
We all men want a bad girl friend, but a good wife.
— M.F. Moonzajer
He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good.
— Cherise Sinclair
So you do read the papers. Usually kids your age need a bomb up their backsides, but it's good to see you've got your wits about you.
— Cecelia Ahern
I'm a big boy, but I can get jiggy with it. Ladies, I will go to dance clubs, and I will tear it up hardcore for a good 30 seconds.
— Gabriel Iglesias
Nice guys finish last but that's what makes them good in bed.
— Nicholas M. Bugden
I've nothing against people. Just a***oles. But then, most people are.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny, but we can have lots of good fun that is funny.
— Dr. Seuss
Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.
— James Dashner
I'm not a movie guy, I'm not a TV sitcom guy, but whatever seems to fit and is funny is good for me.
— Dave Attell
Size does matter. There's a lot of ways to make people feel good, but personally I think it does enhance things.
— Pamela Anderson
Love is a funny thing. It can make you the happiest person in the world when it's good, but when it goes bad, it can crush you beyond recognition.
— Courtney Giardina
This was not Aunt Dahlia, my good and kindly aunt, but my Aunt Agatha, the one who chews broken bottles and kills rats with her teeth.
— P.G. Wodehouse
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
— Howard Stern
I'm alive," he groaned. "But I'm not doing a very good job of it.
— Merrie Haskell
What turns an honest, good-looking guy like you into a theif?" Scott couldn't help but smirk.
"I blame chocolate. — Geoffrey Knight
It's funny, I can sit through the worst horror film ever made but even a quite good romantic comedy can drive me nuts.
— Jason Reitman
I'm sure I look a wreck. But he's the one who wrecked me so he may as well take a good long look at what he's done.
— Monica Murphy
That's the funny thing, she thought. You always want things to get better, but you never know how good you already have it.
— Scott Speer
I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.
— Whoopi Goldberg
An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway.
— Solange Nicole
You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can learn how to put it on a page.
— Christopher Moore
I did what all good Iriah dads do when faced with a worthy adversary..I said Ask your mother!!
— Eoin Colfer
But a movie doesn't have to be good if it has Hugh Jackman.
— Jesse Andrews
No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.
— Kurt Vonnegut
