Gracie Allen Quotes
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Never place a period where God has placed a comma.
— Gracie Allen
Solitude is precious balm to my heart in these paradistic parts.
— Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.
— Gracie Allen
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
— Gracie Allen
This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.
— Gracie Allen
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
— Gracie Allen
You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it.
— Gracie Allen
Try to understand me. Nothing is impossible.
— Gracie Allen
The world is to be cleaned by somebody, and you are not called of God if you are ashamed to scrub.
— Henry Ward Beecher
There is a lot to learn about love and positions.
— M.F. Moonzajer
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
— Gracie Allen
A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.
— Gracie Allen
I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water,I simply defrost it.
— Gracie Allen
It's hard to stay committed when our heart isn't in it.
— Deborah Day
I am broken and no one can fix it
— Jennifer Niven
As a kid, I was just a kid. Average.
— Bill Callahan
Cultivate friendships. If you don't have time to cultivate all of them, plow under every fifth one and collect your bonus.
— Gracie Allen
Never place a period where God's placed a comma.
— Gracie Allen
The Senate is the only show in the world where the cash customers have to sit in the balcony.
— Gracie Allen
Here we stopped, turning our horses over to the attention of a hostler, who moved so slowly as to seem ossified.
— Diana Gabaldon
My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.
— Gracie Allen
Some people are amazed at my brain, but really it's nothing.
— Gracie Allen
You kissed me like that when I was a blushing bride ... ? I wonder what I was blushing about?
— Gracie Allen
No one forgets the truth; they just get better at lying.
— Richard Yates
What's your name?""What do you want it to be?"
"Are you a vampire?"
"Not the last time I checked. — Kresley Cole
Every politician must be able to keep both feet on the fence with his ear to the ground.
— Gracie Allen
Being able to laugh got me through.
— Toni Morrison