Granny Quotes
Collection of top 98 famous quotes about Granny
Granny Quotes & Sayings
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But Granny was the sort of person you brought with you when you went to war, and that was what Elsa loved about her.
— Fredrik Backman
Granny hesitated. "Agnes who calls herself Perditax?""Perdita X," said Nanny. She at least respected anyone's right to recreate themselves. — Terry Pratchett
What if the cloak wasn't magic at all, like the feather in that story Granny used to tell me about the elephant with the big ears?
— Wendy Toliver
I was born in Japan, so for me, Uniqlo is a family brand. My granny used to wear Uniqlo. And my Italian dad wore Uniqlo. I wore Uniqlo, of course.
— Nicola Formichetti
I don't want to hurt you, Mistress Weatherwax," said Mrs Gogol."That's good," said Granny. "I don't want you to hurt me either. — Terry Pratchett
Esme Weatherwax hadn't done nice. She'd done what was needed.
— Terry Pratchett
If I'd had to buy you, you wouldn't be worth the price.
— Terry Pratchett
The smug mask of virtue triumphant could be almost as horrible as the face of wickedness revealed.
— Terry Pratchett
Only Granny Weatherwax really knew Granny Weatherwax.
— Terry Pratchett
I'm an absolute clean freak. I'll go to my friends' houses and even start cleaning. I'm such a granny at heart. My couch is my best friend.
— Cassie Scerbo
Oh God! I wore granny panties today. I didn't think anyone would see them." She covers her eyes with her hand in embarrassment.
— Gisele Walko
And Granny Weatherwax said, "I was younger when I last danced with you. But I am old now. There will be no more dances for me.
— Terry Pratchett
Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn't do good for people, she did right by them.
— Terry Pratchett
If it's me and yer granny on bongos, it's the Fall.
— Mark E. Smith
Is that your granny?" Ranger wanted to know. "Yup. She was checking to make sure Moogey was here."
"You've got a helluva gene pool, babe. — Janet Evanovich
Because when you love someone very much, it's difficult to learn to share her with someone else.
— Fredrik Backman
Daughter follows mother in actions and habits and some times also follows her granny.
— Tayyab Nawaz Sulehri
See! sweet and sound she sleeps in granny's bed, between the paws of the tender wolf.
— Angela Carter
Democracy is not something we have. It's something we do.
— Doris "Granny D" Haddock
Small towns make up for their lack of people by having everyone be more interesting.
— Doris "Granny D" Haddock
You should choose your battles if you can, but if the battle chooses you then kick the sod in his fuse box!
— Fredrik Backman
I still loved Granny. It flowed out of my chest. With Granny gone, where would my love go?
— Jessica Maria Tuccelli
Only different people change the world," Granny used to say. "No one normal has ever changed a crapping thing.
— Fredrik Backman
Because improbable tragedies create improbable superheroes.
— Fredrik Backman
My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny's panties moist,
— MC Paul Barman
I'm not a lady, I'm a witch.
— Terry Pratchett
Will you guys by okay?" I asked granny and BFF."Oh, hell yeah. We're gonna play Twister and then try on wigs and girdles," Granny informed us. — Robyn Peterman
By far the best dressing up outfit I ever had was a wonderful pair of clown dungarees, which my Granny made.
— Kate Middleton
We ain't going to curse anyone," said Granny firmly. "It hardly ever works if they don't know you've done it.
— Terry Pratchett
Words is important, Granny whispered into the night.
— Terry Pratchett
We are as gods to beasts of the field. We order the time of their birth and the time of their death. Between times, we have a duty.
— Terry Pratchett
Granny Weatherwax was not a good loser. From her point of view, losing was something that happened to other people.
— Terry Pratchett
That woman is hiding something!" she said."You think everyone's hiding something."
"And you would hug the devil if he gave you cookies. — Michael Buckley
I asked Granny one time if she thought green might be God's favorite color since he'd made so many shades of it.
— Sheila Kay Adams
Are they trained to treat everyone as a servant?''Probably. That doesn't make you into one, — Sherwood Smith
Granny always said finding justice was as tough as putting socks on a rooster.
— Jessica Maria Tuccelli
Do you know how wizards like to be buried?""Yes!"
"Well, how?"
Granny Weatherwax paused at the bottom of the stairs.
"Reluctantly. — Terry Pratchett
Granddaddy used to handle snakes in church. Granny drank strychnine. I guess you could say I had a leg up, genetically speaking.
— Wesley Strick
Ella turned to the fireplace where a blackened kettle hung over what Granny Weatherwax always called an optimist's fire: two logs and hope.
— Terry Pratchett
This was more uncomfortable than sex talk with Granny.
— Shelly Crane
Groggy. Achy. My muscles feel like a granny's.
— James Dashner
Granny was right,' I said. 'When you forgive someone it does make you stronger. It makes your heart bigger than your hate.
— Jack Gantos
Granny knew all about bad fortune-telling. It was harder than the real thing. You needed a good imagination.
— Terry Pratchett
Great Granny Webster seemed to hate colours. Almost everything she owned was either black or dark brown.
— Caroline Blackwood
Granny Weatherwax was firmly against fiction. Life was hard enough without lies floating around and changing the way people thought.
— Terry Pratchett
I'd noticed it because it was so weirdly out of place, a defiant crimson McIntosh in an army of dull green Granny Smiths.
— Michael Grant
She strode across the moors as if distance was a personal insult.
— Terry Pratchett
George used to say that Granny wasn't a time-optimist, she was a time-atheist, and the only religion she believed in was Do-It-Later-Buddhism.
— Fredrik Backman
It's possible to love your grandmother for years and years without really knowing anything about her.
— Fredrik Backman
I started when I was six years old. My first coach was my granny, she was the best player in Slovakia.
— Daniela Hantuchova
I loved Granny Belmonte, but she didn't need a costume to look undead.
— Bethany Frenette
Resting on the roots of this old oak I lean back against his knotted trunk, shine my granny smith on my sleeve And ponder the days ...
— Kellie Elmore
Granny panties. White as a flag, but with no surrender.
— Rhoda Janzen
It's as if the whole house is missing Granny now. Not the people living in it, but the actual building.
— Fredrik Backman
Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with thosebig, comfy granny panties she's got on. — Simone Elkeles
My granny used to say if you're too sharp you'll cut yourself,
— Terry Pratchett
I trust my wife's judgement ... That's what Philippe says about Granny, just before all hell breaks loose.
— Deborah Harkness
You mean it's my destiny? she said at last.Granny shrugged. Something like that. Probably. Who knows? — Terry Pratchett
She'd never mastered the talent for apologizing, but she appreciated it in other people.
— Terry Pratchett
If anyone locked me in a dungeon, there'd be screams.
— Terry Pratchett
Granny said tardiness was nothing but bad manners, and that people with bad manners lacked character. Erlene
— Scott Pratt
That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well-preserved
— Robin Williams
People of Granny's age describe Wikipedia as 'an encyclopaedia, but on the net!' Encyclopaedias are what Elsa describes as 'Wikipedia, but analogue.
— Fredrik Backman
At least two of those present tonight were wearing Granny Weatherwax's famous goose-grease-and-sage chest liniment.
— Terry Pratchett
I won't tell if you don't." I winked.Granny laughed.
In the South, a wink speaks louder than words. — Tonya Kappes
Granny Weatherwas was not a jouster in the lists of love, but, as an intelligent onlooker, she knew how the game was played.
— Terry Pratchett
You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
— Jeff Foxworthy
That anonymous coward is probably forty years old with raging BO and still living in his mum's granny flat
— Gabrielle Tozer
I'd like to cook for my granny one more time. I cooked for her a couple of times before she passed away, but I wasn't really old enough.
— Arthur Potts Dawson
No. The old gods ain't big on 'sorry,'" said Granny, pacing up and down again. "They know it's just a word.
— Terry Pratchett
Tiffany had wondered how Granny and Mrs. Proust would get on, given that both of them were as proud as a cat full of sixpences.
— Terry Pratchett
I was clenching the steering wheel like a granny, but driving like I was trying out for NASCAR.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
Actors, said Granny, witheringly. As if the world weren't full of enough history without inventing more.
— Terry Pratchett
She shouldn't take any notice of what those muppets think, says Granny. Because all the best people are different - look at superheroes.
— Fredrik Backman
granny-humping butt sucker!
— Annie Nicholas
