Halloween Funny Quotes
Collection of top 6 famous quotes about Halloween Funny
Halloween Funny Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Halloween Funny quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
— Rodney Dangerfield
There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.
— Jean Baudrillard
If you are an adult, and you are planning to dress up on Halloween ... don't. I will find you. I will hurt you.
— Lewis Black
No matter what time of year it's always funny when a person walks by me dressed in religious garb and I say Happy Halloween!
— Gary Gulman
Two Polish men at Halloween with burned faces. What happened? They were bobbing for french fries.
— Henny Youngman
