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Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door the kids hand me candy.
— Rodney Dangerfield
There we go, that's it. I just hold my hand in this position for the next couple of hours.
— Bill Bailey
She held her hand out in front of her. "Wait.""No," I groaned and then cleared my throat. "I mean okay, I can wait. — Kenya Wright
Ava said her hand accidentally slipped and made contact with her guy's nose. I said Repeatedly? And she said, 'Uh, yeah. I'm really clumsy.
— Gena Showalter
I threw my hand over my mouth and blurted out the first best excuse I could come up with, Morning breath!
— Melissa Aragon
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
— Josh Billings
Nix: We're not leaving without her. So unless you want permanent houseguests of the destructive sort, just hand her over.
— Kresley Cole
Nick rubbed his hand across his face as he tried to make sense of her prattle. But that was the thing about Simi. She seldom made sense.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Sim sighed. like Ross always said: Wish in one hand,shit in the other,and see which hand fills up first.
— Keith Gray
Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to kill me first.
— Michael W. Grimard
I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.
— Si Robertson
It's an expensive place. The cheapest salad is twenty-five dollars.""I hope that comes with extra croutons and a hand job. — Andrea Speed
I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.
— Leonardo DiCaprio
Who would want him? he asks himself. Certainly not Ahana, who's funny, bright and so beautiful that it hurts.
— Durjoy Datta
You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?
— Nenia Campbell
I really don't think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don't know where it's been. - Enid Healy
— Seanan McGuire
Hey," he pulled away and put his hand on my face. "What are you thinking about?""Your butt," I admitted. — Diana Peterfreund
Was it my fault that I got out of hand?--Loki — Joanne Harris
Stop calling me a Nazi." "Why should I?" Miles's hand came down on the desk. "Because the systematic slaughter of millions of people isn't funny!
— Francesca Zappia
Solving this issue is as easy as turning over one's hand!
— Luo Guanzhong
I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
— Zach Galifianakis
Dude. Hot Bozo. Best nickname ever.
— Cynthia Hand
A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you.
— Khaled Hosseini
I wonder what will happen if i put a hand cream on my feet, will they get confused and start clapping?
— Ellen DeGeneres
Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered."Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse
This wonderful, sexy, funny guy was completely psychotic. And I was still holding his hand.Even more surprisingly, I still didn't want to let go. — Katherine Pine
What's purple mean?"Adrian put his hand on the door. "Gotta go, Sage. Dont want to keep Dorothy waiting — Richelle Mead
He balled his hand into a fist. "You are such a bitch." "Woof, woof," I said.
— Laurell K. Hamilton
The guy had guts - I had to give him that. Later on I was hoping for a first-hand look at them.
— Rob Thurman
Jenna, standing in the doorway with her mouth and hand full of shelled pistachios, says, 'Real' is a dirty word in this place'.
— Lauren DeStefano
Funny thing how when you reach out, people tend to reach right back. Best, then, to make sure your hand is open and not fisted.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
— Demetri Martin
Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut.
— Devon McCormack
He might want to watch where he lands when tackling that guy, because he could really hurt his hand if it gets stepped on.
— John Madden
Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand.
— S.K. Logsdon
Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.
— Stephen Colbert
I had a chicken finger that was so big, it was a chicken hand.
— Mitch Hedberg
It's funny how a flame can only burn your hand if you move too slow, you can tease it all you want and it never gets you, if your quick enough.
— Neal Shusterman
