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Hanlon Quotes By Ardal O'Hanlon: Marriage is when two people are joined together

Marriage is when two people are joined together to become one desperately boring person. — Ardal O'Hanlon

Hanlon Quotes By Abby Hanlon: There is the Toilet Monster, who comes into

There is the Toilet Monster, who comes into the bathroom if you sit on the toilet for too long. — Abby Hanlon

Hanlon Quotes By Ardal O'Hanlon: I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians

I make a lot of jokes about vegetarians in my act but most of them don't have the strength to protest. — Ardal O'Hanlon

Hanlon Quotes By EC Hanlon: his beating heart, her tears absorbed by

his beating heart, her tears absorbed by — EC Hanlon

Hanlon Quotes By Robert A. Heinlein: You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply

You have attributed conditions to villainy that simply result from stupidity. — Robert A. Heinlein

Hanlon Quotes By Kevin Focke: Focke's razor: Never attribute to plot holes that

Focke's razor: Never attribute to plot holes that which is adequately explained by miracles. — Kevin Focke

Hanlon Quotes By Ardal O'Hanlon: Football is the best way to get to

Football is the best way to get to know a people and a city. — Ardal O'Hanlon

Hanlon Quotes By Philip J. Hanlon: Are we going to do any thinking today,

Are we going to do any thinking today, or is it going to be all math? — Philip J. Hanlon

Hanlon Quotes By Steven Pinker: Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which

Hanlon's Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.2 — Steven Pinker

Hanlon Quotes By Deana J. Driver: As long as I live, I will always

As long as I live, I will always remember those wee children standing at the railing on that ship. - John Hanlon, the sailor — Deana J. Driver

Hanlon Quotes By Ardal O'Hanlon: If you expect a kick in the balls

If you expect a kick in the balls and you get a slap in the face, it's a victory. — Ardal O'Hanlon

Hanlon Quotes By Philip J. Hanlon: One good thing about teaching calculus is that

One good thing about teaching calculus is that you develop a hardened attitude towards repeating yourself. — Philip J. Hanlon

Hanlon Quotes By Redmond O'Hanlon: ...[the birds] were the yellow of all yellows,

...[the birds] were the yellow of all yellows, the kind of yellow that every other yellow secretly wishes to be. — Redmond O'Hanlon

Hanlon Quotes By Ardal O'Hanlon: Running is never fun. Running is something that

Running is never fun. Running is something that you do when there's a man chasing you with a knife. — Ardal O'Hanlon