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I'm an American citizen now, but I will always have Canadian pride.
— Harland Williams
Without sounding negative, I'm not a huge fan of a lot of stand-up. I'm more interested in an absurd kind of theater.
— Harland Williams
The problem with binge-watching on Netflix is that you lose three days of your life.
— Harland Williams
A cow of awkward pause mooed.
— David Mitchell
I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it.
— Harland Williams
The two greatest strokes of luck that can happen to a painter are (1) to be Spanish, (2) to be called Dali
— Salvador Dali
I think life would be so much funnier if every day you saw someone walking down the street getting hit in the head by a monkey, don't you?
— Harland Williams
Life can be a real son of a bitch sometimes, bringing things back around long after you've said good-bye.
— David Arnold
She kissed Mitch on the forehead. Hello, pretty kitty.
— Shelly Laurenston
Marina wouldn't want to be remembered because she dead. She would want to be remembered because she's good.
— Anne Fadiman
I try to take normal things - whether it's a serious subject or something as obscure as a piece of toast - and put a very weird twist on them.
— Harland Williams
Who the Lord calls, the Lord will qualify.
— Thomas S. Monson
Books delight us when prosperity smiles upon us; they comfort us inseparably when stormy fortune frowns on us.
— Richard De Bury
I'm not a big fan of the post-Armageddon stories, where Denzel Washington is walking around in a torn coat.
— Albert Brooks
You'll figure it out! You get on your plane and I'll get on mine. And we'll see which one crashes!
— Kazuo Ishiguro
I get a lot of people telling me that I'd make a good 'wacky neighbor.' I wouldn't mind that, if it was a starting-off point.
— Harland Williams
I'd done a ton of movies here in Hollywood, and I realized that every movie I'd done was somebody's else's work and someone else's vision.
— Harland Williams
watching the flames twist in the wind.
— Cormac McCarthy
I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.
— Harland Williams
Pumpkins are the only living organisms with triangle eyes.
— Harland Williams
I don't go on tour tours - I just go randomly to cities to do shows if I have an opening in my schedule.
— Harland Williams
I love seafood. Whenever I'm in Las Vegas, I love going to the Bellagio buffet because they have these great king crab legs.
— Harland Williams
I grew up on Don Knotts and Jerry Lewis and all the guys from Second City.
— Harland Williams
I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.
— Harland Williams
The thing I love about sketch is sometimes it leads you as opposed to you leading it.
— Harland Williams
Entitlement is not a friend of art. Work is. Pain is.
— Michael Gungor
Fate and victory shift ... now this way, now that way like a line of unarmored men under a hail of enemy arrows. — Dan Simmons
