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Harvard Lampoon Quotes By George R R Martin: The day was grey and bitter cold, and

The day was grey and bitter cold, and the dogs would not take the scent. — George R R Martin

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: Businesses may come and go, but religion will

Businesses may come and go, but religion will last forever, for in no other endeavor does the consumer blame himself for product failure. — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: You're lucky I was on that roof all

You're lucky I was on that roof all day. That old man ... he was trying to sell you a Sega product. — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By Mary McCarthy: It [Socialism] was a kind of political hockey

It [Socialism] was a kind of political hockey played by big, gaunt, dyspeptic girls in pants. — Mary McCarthy

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By Natalia Ginzburg: Over my real sorrows I never weep.

Over my real sorrows I never weep. — Natalia Ginzburg

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: How about we walk back? Through the cemetery?'

How about we walk back? Through the cemetery?' One thing my mom had taught me is that it's difficult to refuse requests made in italics. — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google

I typed in a single word: Vampre. Google asked, 'Did you mean vampire?' I said, 'Yes. — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: Then, suddenly, I remembered the accident, and Edwart's

Then, suddenly, I remembered the accident, and Edwart's snow-proof body, and his eyes that changed from I-don't-remember to green, and I knew. — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: And when I have to step in puddles,

And when I have to step in puddles, he lays himself down in the water so I can walk on his back to avoid getting wet. You know, normal friend stuff. — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: I balked. Another vampire? I guess it made

I balked. Another vampire? I guess it made sense; the states of the Pacific Northwest were known for their lenient monster laws. — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: The next day was wonderful...and terrible. So, overall,

The next day was wonderful...and terrible. So, overall, I guess it was okay. — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By Anita Diamant: When a shy person smiles, it's like the

When a shy person smiles, it's like the sun coming out. — Anita Diamant

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: Listen' he whispered ferociously, like a ferocious breeze

Listen' he whispered ferociously, like a ferocious breeze or a very gentle hurricane. — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: Suddenly I blurted out. I love you more

Suddenly I blurted out. I love you more than everything in the entire galaxy combined into one potent, delicious piece of gum! — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By Ilona Andrews: Are you done?" he asked. "Just getting started."

Are you done?" he asked. "Just getting started." I was so brave over the phone. — Ilona Andrews

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: Germs contagious, contagious alert!But Edwart and Purell are

Germs contagious, contagious alert!
But Edwart and Purell are stronger than dirt! — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By Shirin Ebadi: I have never been convinced throughout my life

I have never been convinced throughout my life that one needs to be imitating others. I even tell my daughters not to look at me as a model. — Shirin Ebadi

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By Aishwarya Rai Bachchan: Despite being in showbiz, I have a very

Despite being in showbiz, I have a very real approach to my life. It plays off with my social life. — Aishwarya Rai Bachchan

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: I love you, Prin,' I say.'Just shut up.

I love you, Prin,' I say.
'Just shut up. — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By Alfred Lord Tennyson: And the stately ships go on To their

And the stately ships go on To their haven under the hill; But O for the touch of a vanished hand, And the sound of a voice that is still! — Alfred Lord Tennyson

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: He made small talk on the way about

He made small talk on the way about how he was abandoned as a child and will only rest easy once he is avenged. His name was Tom. — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: I want to leave all my friends and

I want to leave all my friends and the sunlight for a small, rainy town. — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: I'll have AB positive', I told Josh when

I'll have AB positive', I told Josh when he returned from the dance floor, 'What's it made of? Apples and Bananas?'
-Belle Goose — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: I decided to use 'Frown Power.' This is

I decided to use 'Frown Power.' This is where you socially deter people from being bigoted by frowning at their ignorant remarks. — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: I had a dejected, brooding expression on my

I had a dejected, brooding expression on my face, and I
could tell from the reflection in the window that it was also
an intriguing expression. — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By Sam Raimi: My father told me to dress to reflect

My father told me to dress to reflect the respect you have for the people around you. I've never forgotten that. — Sam Raimi

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: I noticed there was garlic above the doorframe.

I noticed there was garlic above the doorframe. Edwart held a stake in one hand and a 'Team Jacob' shirt in the other. — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: Nice one, Catpiss,' he says. That's not my

Nice one, Catpiss,' he says. That's not my real name. My name is actually Kantkiss. Kantkiss Neverclean. — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: It suddenly occurred to me that, after all

It suddenly occurred to me that, after all that frolicking in the meadows, he hadn't kissed me. Was it because of the mold that grew in my sinuses? — The Harvard Lampoon

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By George S. Patton Jr.: Just drive down that road until you get

Just drive down that road until you get blown up. — George S. Patton Jr.

Harvard Lampoon Quotes By The Harvard Lampoon: When guys gnash their teeth and knit their

When guys gnash their teeth and knit their brows in a broody, furious expression, it means they have found their soulmate. — The Harvard Lampoon