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Hemorrhoids Quotes By Haruki Murakami: Throwing up was no big deal. It was

Throwing up was no big deal. It was a lot less painful than hemorrhoids or tooth decay, and more refined than diarrhea — Haruki Murakami

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Steve Maraboli: The people in my circle? Those who make

The people in my circle? Those who make me feel blessed; not stressed. — Steve Maraboli

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Peter Diamandis: I've stopped watching TV news. They couldn't pay

I've stopped watching TV news. They couldn't pay me enough money. — Peter Diamandis

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Etgar Keret: The one who swallows cactuses with spines should

The one who swallows cactuses with spines should not complain about hemorrhoids. — Etgar Keret

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Glen David Gold: Life is a tale told by an idiot,

Life is a tale told by an idiot, signifying nothing. — Glen David Gold

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Francois Ozon: Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every

Awards are like hemorrhoids. Sooner or later every asshole gets one. — Francois Ozon

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Tom Coburn: One poll showed that Americans have a higher

One poll showed that Americans have a higher opinion of witches, the IRS and hemorrhoids than Congress — Tom Coburn

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Kyle Smith: The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're

The movies are celluloid hemorrhoids. No, worse: They're celluloid Bon Jovi. — Kyle Smith

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Brian K. Vaughan: Suck my hemorrhoids!

Suck my hemorrhoids! — Brian K. Vaughan

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Assegid Habtewold: If our focus is whether our wants are

If our focus is whether our wants are met, it is almost impossible to remain thankful. Let's be thankful that our needs have been met! — Assegid Habtewold

Hemorrhoids Quotes By D.B. Woodling: (Dixie from Slices These Yankees are like hemorrhoids,

(Dixie from Slices These Yankees are like hemorrhoids, but at least in Alabama when they come down, they eventually go on back up. — D.B. Woodling

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Viet Thanh Nguyen: Nothing is ever so expensive as what is

Nothing is ever so expensive as what is offered for free. — Viet Thanh Nguyen

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Cesare Pavese: Generations do not age. Every youth of any

Generations do not age. Every youth of any period, any civilization, has the same possibilities as always. — Cesare Pavese

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Paul Magrs: Im being haunted by midgets. Heavy, determined, club

Im being haunted by midgets. Heavy, determined, club wieldind midgets — Paul Magrs

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Hollis Stacy: Women's golf definitely hit a bump in the

Women's golf definitely hit a bump in the road. We lost some tournaments due to a combination of things led by the downturn in the economy. — Hollis Stacy

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Gemma Files: it's the things you don't see, in this

it's the things you don't see, in this world or any other--the hidden things, unseen, lost between frames--that will always make all the difference. — Gemma Files

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Neil Shubin: In a perfectly designed world - one with

In a perfectly designed world - one with no history - we would not have to suffer everything from hemorrhoids to cancer. — Neil Shubin

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I'm sitting on top of the world, and

I'm sitting on top of the world, and I've got hemorrhoids. — Rodney Dangerfield

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Al Macy: I eased into my chair like a ninety-year-old

I eased into my chair like a ninety-year-old with hemorrhoids. — Al Macy

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Alice Clayton: You sure that's the only reason you called?

You sure that's the only reason you called? — Alice Clayton

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Kiera Cass: Please, America, you've said and done so many

Please, America, you've said and done so many foolish things, I'm surprised you can even be embarrassed anymore. Maybe it was because — Kiera Cass

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Michael Crichton: You can't get decent Mexican food in DC.

You can't get decent Mexican food in DC. — Michael Crichton

Hemorrhoids Quotes By Terry Robertson: People that hurt or annoy you are irritants,

People that hurt or annoy you are irritants, like hemorrhoids...they eventually become assholes — Terry Robertson