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Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow — Homer

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: I was working on a flat tax proposal

I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidentally proved there was no God. — Homer

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: If it doesn't have siamese twins in a

If it doesn't have siamese twins in a jar, it is not a fair. — Homer

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer Simpson: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? — Homer Simpson

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Robert E. Sherwood: And who are the greater criminals-those who sell

And who are the greater criminals-those who sell the instruments of death, or those who buy them and use them? — Robert E. Sherwood

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: If something's hard to do, then it's not

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. — Homer

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Bram Stoker: Once again ... welcome to my house. Come

Once again ... welcome to my house. Come freely. Go safely; and leave something of the happiness you bring. — Bram Stoker

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Matt Groening: You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees

I'm a Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world. — Homer

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: I've always wondered if there was a God.

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is
and it's me. — Homer

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Matt Groening: Books are useless! I only ever read one

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.

Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. — Homer

Homer Simpsons Quotes By J.D. Robb: The service bar in the parlor had been

The service bar in the parlor had been lightly used, some macadamias and — J.D. Robb

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Matt Groening: I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: The strong must protect the sweet.

The strong must protect the sweet. — Homer

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Matt Groening: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Matt Groening: When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work! (Homer

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Zoe Lister-Jones: For the most part, for me and my

For the most part, for me and my friends, there's always an emotional attachment that clouds women's judgment. — Zoe Lister-Jones

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Edith Sitwell: Why not be oneself? That is the whole

Why not be oneself? That is the whole secret of a successful appearance. If one is a greyhound why try to look like a Pekinese? — Edith Sitwell

Homer Simpsons Quotes By James S.A. Corey: Maybe one sad detective pulling a nuclear weapon

Maybe one sad detective pulling a nuclear weapon on a wagon would slip through their defenses. — James S.A. Corey

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Matt Gonzalez: When I got into politics, it was a

When I got into politics, it was a shock. People promise all sorts of things and then never deliver. — Matt Gonzalez

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: And here I am using my own lungs

And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. — Homer

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Seneca.: When a man does not know what harbor

When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. — Seneca.

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: Fame was like a drug. But what was

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. — Homer

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: Homer no function beer well without.

Homer no function beer well without. — Homer

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: The Simpsons are going to Delaware!

The Simpsons are going to Delaware! — Homer

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: But you can't stop at one, you wanna

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman! — Homer

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Anonymous: The man who finds a wife finds a

The man who finds a wife finds a treasure, and he receives favor from the LORD. — Anonymous

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Vasily Grossman: Yes, everything flows, everything changes, it's impossible to

Yes, everything flows, everything changes, it's impossible to step twice into the same transport. — Vasily Grossman

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Wale: It's ironic how I drop some 'DOUGH' (Doh)

It's ironic how I drop some 'DOUGH' (Doh) when I got them Homer Simpsons. — Wale

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Doug Cooper: To exist here, I'll have to become skilled

To exist here, I'll have to become skilled in saying no - an art in which I was once well accomplished, but one I no longer care to practice. — Doug Cooper

Homer Simpsons Quotes By Homer: Good things don't end in -eum; they end

Good things don't end in -eum; they end in -mania or -teria. — Homer