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Hose Quotes By Jonathan Kellerman: Creighton tried to smile again. The result fit

Creighton tried to smile again. The result fit him like panty hose on a mastiff. — Jonathan Kellerman

Hose Quotes By Roger Caras: It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting

It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over. — Roger Caras

Hose Quotes By K.M. Golland: Mr. Firefighter Derek, please douse my friend's fiery

Mr. Firefighter Derek, please douse my friend's fiery hole with your fire hose. Nobody likes a burnt burger. — K.M. Golland

Hose Quotes By Ray Kroc: If my competitor were drowning I'd stick a

If my competitor were drowning I'd stick a hose in his mouth and turn on the water. — Ray Kroc

Hose Quotes By William Shakespeare: What a pretty thing man is when he

What a pretty thing man is when he goes in his doublet and hose and leaves off his wit! — William Shakespeare

Hose Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: You might be a redneck if you use

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink. — Jeff Foxworthy

Hose Quotes By Linda Sunshine: After living with Richard, I discovered that men

After living with Richard, I discovered that men are only good at cleaning stuff they can hose down. — Linda Sunshine

Hose Quotes By 'Little' Jimmy Dickens: May the bird of paradise fly up your

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose. — 'Little' Jimmy Dickens

Hose Quotes By J.A. Huss: I'm just saying, a man with a giant

I'm just saying, a man with a giant water hose in his hands is hot. — J.A. Huss

Hose Quotes By Tara Sivec: Jenny can still suck a golf ball through

Jenny can still suck a golf ball through a garden hose and she guns my cock like a champ since she misplaced her false teeth! — Tara Sivec

Hose Quotes By Rahsaan Roland Kirk: I didn't ask my mother to buy me

I didn't ask my mother to buy me a trumpet or a violin, I started right on the water hose. — Rahsaan Roland Kirk

Hose Quotes By J.R. Ward: Wrath - Beth x Overnight = Psycho-hose Beast

Wrath - Beth x Overnight = Psycho-hose Beast — J.R. Ward

Hose Quotes By William Shakespeare: Marry, thou oughtest not to let thy horse

Marry, thou oughtest not to let thy horse wear a cloak, when honester men than thou go in their hose and doublets. — William Shakespeare

Hose Quotes By Freddie Mercury: By the way, I do not wear a

By the way, I do not wear a hose. My hose is my own. No coke bottle, nothing stuffed down there. — Freddie Mercury

Hose Quotes By Alessandra Torre: You are not a man, I thought. A

You are not a man, I thought. A man doesn't drink sparkling water; he chugs tap water from a hose after changing his oil. — Alessandra Torre

Hose Quotes By Carlos Santana: People are flowers. Music is water. Musicians are

People are flowers. Music is water. Musicians are the hose. — Carlos Santana

Hose Quotes By Drew Zachary: Please, please, please Mr. Fireman? Can I play

Please, please, please Mr. Fireman? Can I play with your hose?" -Sammy Mauger — Drew Zachary

Hose Quotes By Jem Fox: The news coverage was as controlled and accurate

The news coverage was as controlled and accurate as a fire hose wielded by a preschooler. — Jem Fox

Hose Quotes By Dionne Warwick: Do you know the way to San Hose?

Do you know the way to San Hose? — Dionne Warwick

Hose Quotes By Thomas Cushman: [T]hose who are in a position of strength

[T]hose who are in a position of strength have a responsibility to protect the weak. — Thomas Cushman

Hose Quotes By Jerome Wiesner: Getting an education at MIT is like taking

Getting an education at MIT is like taking a drink from a fire hose. — Jerome Wiesner

Hose Quotes By Vincent De Paul: [T]hose persons who console you today may humiliate

[T]hose persons who console you today may humiliate you tomorrow. — Vincent De Paul

Hose Quotes By Anthony Liccione: I wonder, with all the flowers in the

I wonder, with all the flowers in the garden, how many of them ever think of hanging themselves with the garden hose, if ever they can. — Anthony Liccione

Hose Quotes By Christopher Hitchens: [T]hose who willed the means and wished the

[T]hose who willed the means and wished the ends are not absolved from guilt by the refusal of reality to match their schemes. — Christopher Hitchens

Hose Quotes By Rachel Vincent: Suggestions?" I asked [ ... ]Marc never took

Suggestions?" I asked [ ... ]
Marc never took his gaze from the cage. "Get the hose. — Rachel Vincent

Hose Quotes By Bob Dylan: The woman I love she got a prize

The woman I love she got a prize fighter nose, cauliflower ears and a run in her hose. — Bob Dylan

Hose Quotes By Plato: [T]hose who practice philosophy in the right way

[T]hose who practice philosophy in the right way are in training for dying and they fear death least of all men. — Plato

Hose Quotes By Big Joe Turner: I believe it to my soul that you're

I believe it to my soul that you're the devil in nylon hose, for the harder I worker the faster my money goes. — Big Joe Turner

Hose Quotes By Edmund White: You say that you don't care about age

You say that you don't care about age and that you're ready to push the wheelchair and hose down my bum, but how can you be sure? — Edmund White

Hose Quotes By Josh Radnor: We're like a gardener with a hose and

We're like a gardener with a hose and our attention is water - we can water flowers or we can water weeds. — Josh Radnor

Hose Quotes By Cheryl Hines: I just learned how to scuba dive. I'd

I just learned how to scuba dive. I'd been scared to rely on one little air hose for oxygen, but swimming with all those fish is exhilarating. — Cheryl Hines

Hose Quotes By O. Henry: Knowledge is a strong stream of water turned

Knowledge is a strong stream of water turned on us through a hose. It disturbs our roots — O. Henry

Hose Quotes By Andy Stanley: When the house is on fire, don't tell

When the house is on fire, don't tell me what your spiritual gift is. Just grab a hose and put out the fire. — Andy Stanley

Hose Quotes By Brad Alan Lewis: After hooking up the fuel line and pumping

After hooking up the fuel line and pumping a little gasoline through the hose, I prepared for a workout on the 'coach's ergometer'. — Brad Alan Lewis

Hose Quotes By Tatiana Maslany: I grew up in Canada, man - we

I grew up in Canada, man - we all had rinks in our backyards because we'd ice down the grass with a hose and build a skating rink. — Tatiana Maslany

Hose Quotes By Simon Armitage: We also pass a farmer in his yard,

We also pass a farmer in his yard, power-washing a donkey with a high-pressure hose. — Simon Armitage

Hose Quotes By Lady Gaga: Dirty pony, I can't wait to hose you

Dirty pony, I can't wait to hose you down. — Lady Gaga

Hose Quotes By Jaye Wells: He scrambled to grab a hose and pointed

He scrambled to grab a hose and pointed it at us. A pathetic stream of water trickled out.
What are you going to do? Giguhl said. Moisten us? — Jaye Wells

Hose Quotes By Stephen Levine: [T]hose who insist they've got their 'shit together'

[T]hose who insist they've got their 'shit together' are usually standing in it at the time. (16) — Stephen Levine

Hose Quotes By John Scalzi: Just accept you're drinking from the fire hose

Just accept you're drinking from the fire hose and open wide. — John Scalzi

Hose Quotes By Lewis Black: If you don't drink 56 bottles of water

If you don't drink 56 bottles of water a week, scientists say you should take a garden hose at the end of the week and shove it up your ass. — Lewis Black

Hose Quotes By David Wong: You see, time is an ocean, not a

You see, time is an ocean, not a garden hose. Space is a puff of smoke, a wisp of cloud. — David Wong

Hose Quotes By R.L. Mathewson: She spied the rolled up hose and made

She spied the rolled up hose and made a snap decision. This ended here and now.
The days of being the world's biggest pushover were over. — R.L. Mathewson