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Hotel Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying

I cannot tell you what hotel I'm staying at, but there are two trees involved. — Mitch Hedberg

Hotel Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: Boy what a hotel that was, why they

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel. — Rodney Dangerfield

Hotel Funny Quotes By Dave Barry: Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball

Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you. — Dave Barry

Hotel Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet.

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail. — Henny Youngman

Hotel Funny Quotes By Patrick Kane: It's pretty funny, just driving by in a

It's pretty funny, just driving by in a cab, and you see a huge billboard of yourself on the side of a hotel, like a 100-by-100 poster hanging up. — Patrick Kane

Hotel Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: My wife and I went to a hotel

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea. — Henny Youngman

Hotel Funny Quotes By Robert Smith: If I book a hotel it's actually very

If I book a hotel it's actually very funny. It's very nice to be a genuine Mr Smith. — Robert Smith

Hotel Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel. — Rodney Dangerfield

Hotel Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: My wife and I went back to the

My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried. — Henny Youngman

Hotel Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I've never been to a hotel with a

I've never been to a hotel with a rotating restaurant on top, but one time I took my girlfriend to a merry-go-round, and I gave her a burrito. — Mitch Hedberg

Hotel Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: I have a lovely room and bath in

I have a lovely room and bath in the hotel. It's a little inconvenient, they're in two separate buildings! — Henny Youngman

Hotel Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: One time I went to a hotel. I

One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife! — Rodney Dangerfield

Hotel Funny Quotes By Christoph Fischer: Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious

Soak blanket in gravy and make a delicious brick wrap. Serve in All Gravy Room at the Mandrake Hotel. — Christoph Fischer

Hotel Funny Quotes By Frank Carson: I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe

I'm staying in a lovely hotel, dressing robe behind the door, lovely fluffy sheets - took me a half an hour getting my suitcase closed. — Frank Carson