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I think I could create a cult, no problem. The hard part is getting people to kill themselves.
— Howard Stern
I will never feel successful.
— Howard Stern
I'm down with just the Backstreet Boys.
— Howard Stern
Anna [Nicole Smith] was very firm that the Bahamas was her home, it's where she wanted to raise Dannielynn and she wanted Daniel to be near her.
— Howard K. Stern
I love to listen to Howard Stern with the guy who drives me.
— Mark Feuerstein
I don't talk about my salary.
— Howard Stern
The Howard Stern Show is a big hit because it entertains dumb and smart people at the same time for different reasons.
— Artie Lange
I'm not looking for a paycheck.
— Howard Stern
We all get one life to live here. It's 2012, and for gay and lesbian couples who are in love, not to be able to be married is so absurd.
— Howard Stern
I really didn't know much about the Libertarians. I knew they were for less government and more individual freedom. I liked that.
— Howard Stern
Most of the things I do are misunderstood. Hey, after all, being misunderstood is the fate of all true geniuses, is it not?
— Howard Stern
Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.
— Jerry Seinfeld
I feel blessed, I really feel fulfilled.
— Howard Stern
Guys like Howard Stern, Bill O'Reilly, Jim Rome, Bill Maher, those are the guys I love and respect as broadcasters.
— Eddie Trunk
I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
— Howard Stern
What a crazy idea to put me on a family show!
— Howard Stern
It's no treat being in bed with me.
— Howard Stern
I've come to appreciate other people's talents.
— Howard Stern
Late night television is ready for someone like me ... standards have gone to an all-time low.
— Howard Stern
Relationships are based on trust until you meet someone new.
— Howard Stern
I believe in censorship when it benefits me.
— Howard Stern
I don't think there's one thing I've ever said on the radio that would have been found indecent or obscene.
— Howard Stern
Well, first of all, I'm worth every penny.
— Howard Stern
I didn't listen to executives.
— Howard Stern
In my next life, I would like to be Charlie Rose or Howard Stern or maybe something in between.
— Jason Calacanis
I am completely pissed off that I'm circumcised.
— Howard Stern
I'll talk to Howard Stern about anything. I listen to him every day. I love him. When you go on his show, you kind of have to be an open book.
— Ross Mathews
I've never come into anything successful before. I've always been hired by horrible radio stations with horrendous reputations and nothing to lose.
— Howard Stern
This country (United States) has too many freedoms.
— Howard Stern
I'm the voice of honesty.
— Howard Stern
You've got to be a little vicious. You've got to be narcissistic. You've got to be on fire about your career.
— Howard Stern
I think people of lesser talent will become stars.
— Howard Stern
I'm from New York, so I'm a big Howard Stern fan.
— Stephen Root
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
— Howard Stern
We've got a guy coming on who predicted a quake the last time on the show; I don't know what to make of this earthquake prediction stuff.
— Howard Stern
'The New York Times' list is a bunch of crap. They ought to call it the editor's choice. It sure isn't based on sales.
— Howard Stern
If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship.
— Howard Stern
Talent is what drives this world ... Doesn't matter how many satellites you f
ing stick in the air. — Howard Stern
ing stick in the air. — Howard Stern
It's okay for a man to commit adultery if his wife is ugly.
— Howard Stern
I will never vote Democrat again, they are Communists.
— Howard Stern
I don't like being 50 and I don't like thinking about death.
— Howard Stern
I have throbbing headaches about a lot of things, and Howard Stern isn't one of them.
— Robert Greenblatt
The only way anyone knows which girl I'm with is if a one-night stand goes on 'Howard Stern.'
— Vin Diesel
Why be uptight about bowel movements and sex? We all have sex. We all have penises
except for those of us who have vaginas. — Howard Stern
except for those of us who have vaginas. — Howard Stern
My show was revolutionary, ground-breaking. When I came on the scene, people were not doing a thing.
— Howard Stern
When you hire me, you hire a nut who is going to work 24 hours a day for you and never, ever burn his audience.
— Howard Stern
I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated.
— Howard Stern
Mike Walker is the Hemingway of gossip.
— Howard Stern
Reality Television is the 'Howard Stern-ation' of all that is bad with our media today
— Manny Pacheco