Humor Health Quotes
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Humor Health Quotes & Sayings
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I know a guy who had his doctor say, "Take some weight off, go to a health club." The man lost 20 pounds in one week! The machine tore his leg off!
— Henny Youngman
Cynicism is humor in ill health.
— H.G.Wells
I would advocate that chocolate be covered by health insurance, but that is admittedly a very French public policy perspective.
— Mireille Guiliano
Mysteries force a man to think, and so injure his health.
— Edgar Allan Poe
If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.
— Sandra Byrd
What exactly does that expression mean, 'friends with benefits'? Does he provide her with health insurance?
— Chuck Lorre
I'm doing boy detox. Like a diet, only for my emotional health.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
My therapist told me that I over-analyze everything. I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his unhappy relationship with his mother.
— Michel Templet
Reply when questioned on the safety of the polio vaccine he developed:It is safe, and you can't get safer than safe. — Jonas Salk
I used to jog but it's bad for the knees. Too much beta carotene turns you orange, too much calcium gives you kidney stones. Health kills.
— Margaret Atwood
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay
— Marcia Carrington
Eat ten of your five a day and live twice as long
— Benny Bellamacina
Don't chew your worries, your suffering, or your projects. That's not good for your health. Just chew the string bean.
— Thich Nhat Hanh
Literature doesn't exactly have a strong mental-health track record.
— Lemony Snicket
Self-loathing is man's effort to sweep the moon of footprints.
— Joseph Grammer
When I came out of anesthesia, I wanted two things: my husband and my dog. They wouldn't let the dog in the recovery room.
— Sandy Nathan
Do you smoke, Herr Cabal?""Only to be antisocial," replied Cabal, making no move. — Jonathan L. Howard
I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
— Steven Wright
Unhealthy behavior is actually common among doctors, who tend to know a lot about medicine but very little about health.
— Sol Luckman
Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison.
— Lord Chesterfield
If you don't smell good, then you don't look good.
— Katy Elizabeth
If by being overstudious, we impair our health and spoil our good humor, let us give it up.
— Michel De Montaigne
A sneeze can never be to far away
— Benny Bellamacina
If health and a fair day smile upon me, I am a very good fellow; if a corn trouble my toe, I am sullen, out of humor, and inaccessible.
— Michel De Montaigne
Talking to yourself is okay. Answering back is risky.
— Brian Spellman
An apple a day feeds the tapeworm to stay.
— Brian Spellman
Laughter is the only medicine, without side effects.
— Shannon L. Alder
2 Guys in a health club, one is putting on pantyhose. "Since when do you wear pantyhose?" "Since my wife found it in the glove compartment!"
— Henny Youngman
Always walk as if you're running late, it's healthier.
— Benny Bellamacina
A sense of humor is regarded as a sign of mental health - apart from excessive punning, which is another matter entirely.
— Helen Cresswell
Never miss a party ... good for the nerveslike celery. — F Scott Fitzgerald
When the only exorcise you get is running for a bus, get more buses!
— Benny Bellamacina
It is perhaps life's greatest accomplishment to live to old age, maintaining one's wits, one's sense of humor, one's health, and one's charm.
— Yehudi Menuhin
Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS.
— Jen Lancaster
A dialysis patient's life is hard. Laugh harder.
— Bob Northam
Try jogging when following your heart, it's healthier
— Benny Bellamacina
You have more issues than Reader's Digest.
— Rebecca McNutt
Humor and Health,The staples of wealth. — S Austin
