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A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.
— William Faulkner
The hardest thing about writing a novel is getting it published.
— Marianne Cushing
Humor is the whole truth.
— Frigyes Karinthy
We did not determine our fate into the world. What we know is we are here in the world.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
— Dick Clark
I have always noticed that people will never laugh at anything that is not based on truth.
— Will Rogers
Do what? Come up with a clever pun referencing Jerome's demonic status? The truth is, I usually keep a stash of them on hand and -
— Richelle Mead
The truth is, I feel myself being fascinated and repelled by her: She's both a mirror of myself and a door to part of this island that I'm not.
— Maggie Stiefvater
But it is best to let sleeping facts lie.
— Hope Mirrlees
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
— George Bernard Shaw
For those who like that sort of thing," said Miss Brodie in her best Edinburgh voice, "That is the sort of thing they like.
— Muriel Spark
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
— George Bernard Shaw
A great sense of humor is a great gift!
— Diamante Lavendar
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.
— George Carlin
Some honest people think it is better to know the ways of the devil without being evil.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
But I am thinking like a lover, or like an ass: which I suppose is pretty nearly the same.
— Charles Dickens
After the gratifications of brutish appetites are past, the greatest pleasure then is to get rid of that which entertained it.
— Miguel De Cervantes Saavedra
The first ingredient in conversation is truth, the next good sense, the third good humor, and the fourth wit.
— William Temple
Truth is a troublesome motherfucker unless it's handled properly
— Patrick Rothfuss
I've never been quite sure what the point of a eunuch is, if truth be told. It seems to me they're only men with the useful bits cut off.
— George R R Martin
Humor plays close to the big hot fire which is Truth, and sometimes the reader feels the heat.
— E.B. White
All I do is lie, and that has made me immune to compliments.
— David Sedaris
I describe myself as a member of the Church of England, which I suppose is an inoffensive way of saying that you don't believe in anything very much
— William Somerset Maugham
In those moments it's hard to remember that an angry voice is an invisible thing incapable of drawing blood.
— Amanda Howells
The most popular labor saving device is still money.
— Phyllis George
What is the purpose of achieving your dream if the people you had dreamed your achievements for are no longer there to reap the benefits?
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
We think a wise person is someone who solves problems. Truth is, a wise person is someone who avoids problems.
— Prem Rawat
By Aladdin's lamplit scrotum, man! Everything is a story. What is there but stories? Stories are the only truth.
— Christopher Moore
I'm with the federal government, Drummond, Trust me is another way of saying I'm lying.
— Brian Haig
The thing that I fear discriminating against is humor and truth.
— Charles Bukowski
Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth.
— Mark Van Doren
Prepare for a radio, for nothing is silent like the grave
— Bangambiki Habyarimana
It was all fine until the girls started drinking. (Everything is always fine up until that point.)
— John Duover
Under capitalism, man exploits man; while under socialism just the reverse is true.
— John Kenneth Galbraith
Everyone thinks I'm crazy, you know, because I can't tell them the truth; which is, that I'm driven crazy by all these thoughts, all these heads.
— Charlaine Harris
One who is seeking the truth sooner or later finds a woman.
— Sergey Vedenyo
Only a fool would find happiness from an achievement that is detrimental to those he loves.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
What you see is what you see
— Frank Stella
In today's world, human desires far supersede human needs. Waste, as you can see, is the result of that disparity.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Love is the purest form of each individual on the planet Earth
— Nitin Yaduvanshi
Hegel says that Truth is a great word and the thing is greater still. With Dave we never seemed to get past the word.
— Iris Murdoch
Stephen King has inspired me with his humor and honesty, and his admonition that the author's job is to tell the truth.
— Barry Eisler
There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I point out truths when I see them, Brightlord Sadeas. Each man has his place. Mine is to make insults. Yours is to be in-sluts.
— Brandon Sanderson
The joke is generally in the oddest way the truth and yet not the fact.
— G.K. Chesterton
Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.
— David Sedaris
There is no animal more invincible than a woman,
— Loretta Chase
Humor is the good natured side of a truth.
— Mark Twain
Integrity is a bugger, it really is. Lying can get you into difficulties, but to really wind up in the crappers try telling nothing but the truth.
— David Mitchell
God is Santa Claus for Grown-Ups.
— Oliver Markus
Dad, is she serious?"John shrugged. "I argue with your Mama, I sleep on the couch and she doesn't feed me. So i dont argue with your mama. — Molly McAdams
When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough.
— Shannon L. Alder
The truth is like sunlight: It causes cancer.
— J. Richard Singleton
The selfish and self-centered have a hard time being kind, even though you and I know that kindness is a source of relief to the soul.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
To love is easy, to be in a relationship is extremely difficult.
— Santosh Kalwar
Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy that comes from the soul.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
I realize you cant just throw real gems at ppl ... because they think cubic zirconia is the real thing lol
— Fee Scott
Trust is not hoping your partner will love you; it is KNOWING that they DO.
— Julieanne O'Connor
Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.
— Stan Laurel
Supposing truth is a woman -- what then?
— Friedrich Nietzsche
The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it.
— Terry Pratchett
The Standard Pace is for chumps.
— Timothy Ferriss
It is better to be hurt with the truth than to be encouraged with lies ...
— Adedayo Kingjerry
It is not something we often find out; but most of the specially-gifted have a deep desire to be ordinary.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.
— George Saunders
This sort of feels like green.""This is me being blue. Don't worry - you're still yellow — Katie McGarry
Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.
— Chuck Klosterman
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
At what point is normal natural?
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Temporis filia veritas; cui me obstetricari non pudet.Truth is the daughter of time, and I feel no shame in being her midwife. — Johannes Kepler
A general truth is to have a good sense of humor. Roll with the punches of life's ups and downs. Laughing at yourself always helps.
— Jill Abramson
Humor is just truth, only faster!
— Gilda Radner
The best fiction is true.
— Kinky Friedman
There is no bigger gratification than the realization of the things you believe in after overcoming all the odds.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Either help or give up. Right now devil's advocate is just another name for asshole.
— James S.A. Corey
Anything not worth doing is worth not doing well. Think about it.
— Elias Schwartz