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Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Campbell: CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've

CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe. — Jen Campbell

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Turano: -Am I allowed to call you Grayson, or

-Am I allowed to call you Grayson, or have you assumed a new identity as well?
-He's Frank. — Jen Turano

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Campbell: CUSTOMER: Is your mother around ?BOOKSELLER: ... I

CUSTOMER: Is your mother around ?
BOOKSELLER: ... I run this bookshop.
CUSTOMER: Oh. Sorry. — Jen Campbell

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Jones: I want sprinkles.

I want sprinkles. — Jen Jones

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Hatmaker: Thank you, Caillou, for having a nonphonetic title

Thank you, Caillou, for having a nonphonetic title so my son cannot look you up on Netflix. — Jen Hatmaker

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Lancaster: Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad.

Ambien might have mentally just tossed my salad. WITH CROUTONS. — Jen Lancaster

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Lancaster: I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except

I still believe in the Holy Trinity, except now it's Target, Trader Joe's, and IKEA. — Jen Lancaster

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Sincero: You're here. I'm here. I love you. I'm

You're here. I'm here. I love you. I'm gonna pee all over the floor about it. — Jen Sincero

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Turano: Agatha - You're somewhat odd. You know that,

Agatha - You're somewhat odd. You know that, don't you?
Felicia - I'll take that as a compliment.
Agatha - It wasn't meant as such ... — Jen Turano

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Wylie: I spread my arms. In the Rainbow Jungles

I spread my arms. In the Rainbow Jungles of Ever there lives what I affectionately call, killer ducks. — Jen Wylie

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Lancaster: You know what it was like? It was

You know what it was like? It was like thinking I was heading to a surprise party and instead it was a surprise pap smear. — Jen Lancaster

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Campbell: Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'Customer's friend: 'Jesus.

Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'
Customer's friend: 'Jesus. — Jen Campbell

Humor Jen Quotes By Elle Kennedy: You know, I just had a thought," he

You know, I just had a thought," he drawled.

"Is that a new occurence for you? Is your brain tingling?"

Cash and Jen — Elle Kennedy

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Turano: It was fortunate she loved him because he

It was fortunate she loved him because he really was an idiot. — Jen Turano

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Campbell: CUSTOMER: If I were to, say ... meet

CUSTOMER: If I were to, say ... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in? — Jen Campbell

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Lancaster: Humor's an excellent way to make a point

Humor's an excellent way to make a point more palatable and/or relatable. — Jen Lancaster

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Turano: - You are exceedingly annoying.- Thank you.- It

- You are exceedingly annoying.
- Thank you.
- It was not a compliment. — Jen Turano

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Turano: Theodore- Hello, Grandmother. You're looking more beautiful than

Theodore- Hello, Grandmother. You're looking more beautiful than ever.
His grandma- You did have to inherit your looks from someone. — Jen Turano

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Lancaster: I yearn to be a woman of more

I yearn to be a woman of more depth, but I'm not so fond of the path I'd need to follow to get there. — Jen Lancaster

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Glantz: Maybe love is something we're meant to say

Maybe love is something we're meant to say casually and not regard as a prize from a treasure chest that a person earns. — Jen Glantz

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Knox: The best way to keep your house spotless

The best way to keep your house spotless is to begin writing a novel. — Jen Knox

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Selinsky: I want to read the entire dictionary, but

I want to read the entire dictionary, but I am afraid that someone is going to spoil the ending! — Jen Selinsky

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Naumann: Demons, werewolves, zombiesthey're all supposed to be for

Demons, werewolves, zombies
they're all supposed to be for entertainment purposes only. — Jen Naumann

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Lancaster: Yeah, I'm over forty, flighty, and fluffy- I'd

Yeah, I'm over forty, flighty, and fluffy- I'd say I'm not ideal bouncer material. — Jen Lancaster

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Lancaster: You think you're so cool just because you

You think you're so cool just because you can walk! — Jen Lancaster

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Hatmaker: All due respect to the Resurrection, but two-becoming-one

All due respect to the Resurrection, but two-becoming-one might be the greatest miracle ever. — Jen Hatmaker

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Naumann: We're all guilty of saying insincere things at

We're all guilty of saying insincere things at one point or another, if only just to make the moment not totally suck as much as it truly does. — Jen Naumann

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Turano: Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions

Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions over the past four years, I'm afraid you've caused people to believe you're a little insane. — Jen Turano

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Campbell: CUSTOMER: Oh, look, these books are all signed.

CUSTOMER: Oh, look, these books are all signed. (Pause) I wonder who signed them ? — Jen Campbell

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Lancaster: No, it's not a 'corpse thing.' I feel

No, it's not a 'corpse thing.' I feel I lack the emotional capacity to deal with those in mourning ... — Jen Lancaster

Humor Jen Quotes By Katie Allen: Okay, Jen, he could fuck you with that

Okay, Jen, he could fuck you with that voice alone and you're Squeaky McSqueakerson? Let's try for a little more on the sexy purr side, please — Katie Allen

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Lancaster: You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be

You want to change? Lose the bitch. Be nicer to people. Stop telling them to "bite you" and threatening to kick them until they're dead. — Jen Lancaster

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Turano: Felicia (to Grayson) - To think Eliza truly

Felicia (to Grayson) - To think Eliza truly does seem to be under the misimpression that you're capable of charm. — Jen Turano

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Turano: He really did posses the ability to be

He really did posses the ability to be extremely annoying when he set his mind to it. — Jen Turano

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Turano: I was moving briskly. Well, until I realized

I was moving briskly. Well, until I realized I had a crazy lady chasing after me. Then I started to run. — Jen Turano

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Lancaster: I'm a humor writer, so I don't always

I'm a humor writer, so I don't always present myself in the best light. — Jen Lancaster

Humor Jen Quotes By Jen Turano: Today you, my dear Felicia, look incredibly delightful,

Today you, my dear Felicia, look incredibly delightful, and I assure you, I'm not trying to humor you in the least. — Jen Turano