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I rolled my eyes at his exuberance. "I have an older brother," I said. "He got all the sports knowledge. I learned how to bake cookies.
— Monica Alexander
But why? Where are you going?" "Home," Angel said. "I'm going home.
— Francine Rivers
Forgive me ... I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.
— Lloyd Alexander
The audience includes subscribers, so you have to be careful.
— Michael Ritchie
In all Diseases strengthen the part of the Body afflicted.
— Nicholas Culpeper
I say to the paparazzi, 'Fellas, take your shot and go.' It's just they usually find me on a beach.
— Matthew McConaughey
Screw you," I told him in a low voice."Are you offering?"
"From what I've heard, there isn't much to screw," I shot back. — Richelle Mead
He cared only about people; he was scarcely conscious of places except for their weather, until they had been invested with color by tangible events.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Use a condom. The world doesn't need another you.
— Carroll Bryant
For me, I can't live without acting or drama and writing - I also run a theater company.
— Tom Cullen
Our driver policy was partly dictated by who was available because of other contracts.
— John Surtees
(About a cookbook ... )- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett
I don't mind your calling me a clog, if only we were fastened together.""But I do mind you calling me a donkey," he replied. — Elizabeth Gaskell
And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese
— Lucian Bane
Never say anything unless you have to.
— John Travolta
One day, to everyone's astonishment, someone drops a match in the powder keg and everything blows up.
— James A. Baldwin