Humorous Fiction Quotes
Collection of top 34 famous quotes about Humorous Fiction
Humorous Fiction Quotes & Sayings
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Why, oh why was I standing entranced when I should have been releasing my inner she wolf on his arse?
— Lilly James
The emotion was the most important thing.
— Graham Spaid
I engage in subtle stalking. That's entirely different and perfectly socially acceptable.
— Siobhan Davis
He is the biggest asshole on the planet," Jarod says. "And in a planet that's currently drowning in assholes, that's saying a lot.
— Siobhan Davis
I like stories about supervillains. They teach children that you can accomplish great things even when the whole world is against you.
— G.D. Falksen
Basset Hounds never get scared. We're fearless, resolute and know how to season a good lamb chop.
— Elias Zapple
Believe in something, and let that something be yourself.
— Harley Brooks
Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Clearly, we're supposed to be together. If this were the internet, seventeen-year-old girls would be writing slash fiction about us as we speak.
— Vaughn R. Demont
Nothing helps your partner keep his mind on Jesus more than having a sign of His love tanned on your primary erogenous zones.
— Scott B. Pruden
Just tell him to keep his hands to himself and his python in his pants.
— Evangeline Anderson
I've become remarkably good at blocking impossibly bizarre happenings from my consciousness. Denial can be a beautiful thing.
— M.A. George
Space: the gaping hole between land and other land.
— SE Zbasnik
We put our flags in soil when we arrive, as if it now belongs to us and we know where we are. — Graham Spaid
What do writers look like?
— Graham Spaid
Are you in any pain? (Ariana Skyee)Only my heart. (Cal Remus) — Siobhan Davis
Trust me, I write fiction.
— Rob Mahan
The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79.
— Douglas Adams
Machines can't lie," I said, lying through my circuits.
— Adam Christopher
F***ing triffids.
— Scott B. Pruden
... but some say that reality is what happens inside a writer's head, and it is fiction which takes place outside it.
— Barry A. Whittingham
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
— Christina Scalise
Veil wouldn't make his military invincible, but it would render every other military indefensible. Veil was it. Game over, fuckholes.
— Aaron Overfield
Fiction is but a moment of bliss that takes the pain away...Like a cookie for the soul...
— Leona Keyoko Pink
The world is indeed a cold, hard stone.
— Graham Spaid
You are a curse in my life!
— Charles Perrault
