Humorous Food Quotes
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Humorous Food Quotes & Sayings
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Fact: The plastic knife is perfect for when a person just wants to make some marks on his food and get insanely frustrated at the same time.
— Demetri Martin
After we bring food home from the grocery store...Dogs must think we are the greatest hunters ever!
— Ann Taylor
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food".
— Carla H. Krueger
You're so pretty when you're a mess.
— Kiera Cass
I've had a lot of food but if you don't jiggle me too much you can have your wicked way with me.
— Samantha Young
To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.
— George Carlin
Life is like a fondue: the best fruit ain't the best till it's been through some goo.
— Jack Bunbury
Uh woman by herself is uh pitiful thing, she was told over and again.
— Zora Neale Hurston
A balanced dieT to make you die with a tea, consists of holding two bags of cookies on each hand and a voracious hunger to consume.
— Ana Claudia Antunes
Just so far as we are pleased at finding faults, are we displeased at finding perfection.
— Johann Kaspar Lavater
Food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.
— Joshua Donellan
I'm like a stray cat. If you feed me, I don't leave.
— Michelle M. Pillow
Sometimes you must behave like a tunnel! If a formidable mountain is on your way, thrust through it!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Watch the fucking food!
— Jamie Begley
Vegtables, what food eats before it becomes food.
— David Weber
