Humorous Morning Quotes
Collection of top 15 famous quotes about Humorous Morning
Humorous Morning Quotes & Sayings
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The past explains how I got here, but the future is up to me - and I love to live life at full throttle.
— Janice Dickinson
I threw my hand over my mouth and blurted out the first best excuse I could come up with, Morning breath!
— Melissa Aragon
Connie, giving her thoughts on why Vinnie's hot temper is less than normal, says: Lucille must have fed him a Vallium smoothie this morning.
— Janet Evanovich
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
— Julie Powell
Until you have experienced raccoons mating underneath your bedroom at three in the morning, you have missed one of life's sensational moments.
— Robert Fulghum
The elderly become invisible sooner than we would hope.
— Nadia Hashimi
When reality and your dreams collide, typically it's just your alarm clock going off.
— Crystal Woods
The fact that the great scientist believed in flying machines was the one thing that encouraged us to begin our studies.
— Wilbur Wright
Does breakfast in bed count as a morning workout?
— Elizabeth Jane Howard
Robert used to tell me it is not the victory but why a man fights the battle which makes him a hero
— Paula Quinn
