Humour Food Quotes
Collection of top 36 famous quotes about Humour Food
Humour Food Quotes & Sayings
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I always get the shakes before a drop.
— Robert A. Heinlein
No plaque reminds the passer-by of these glories, although there should be one; for those who invent biscuits bring great pleasure to many.
— Alexander McCall Smith
Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will get a Paris Hilton of a tomato.
— Nigel Slater
I think comedy as an art involves the audience as a participant as much as is involves the artist.
— Craig Ferguson
Don't just live your life, set it on fire!
— Ginger Sullivan
I think I've always been much better at responding kind of reasonably appropriately to whatever is required.
— Ian McLeod
I only come out for food.
— Blair Holden
Every single living thing is food to at least one living thing.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
In order to faster become the person I wanted to, I decided to deceive my own dreams.
— Angelos Michalopoulos
Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty.
— Carl Hiaasen
I always thought eating was a ridiculous activity anyway. I'd get out of it myself if I could, though you've got to do it to stay alive, they tell me.
— Margaret Atwood
If a wizard should take up residence in your garden and requests food, you are obliged to feed him.
— Mark Jackman
The human body is the best work of art.
— Jess C. Scott
I think this goat must have been fed on old boots,' Stubble complained as he chewed the last scraps of flesh from the bones littering his stew.
— Carl Sargent
He eased back and murmured, "You taste so damn sweet. Like maple syrup."
"And you taste like stolen bacon. — Lorelei James
"And you taste like stolen bacon. — Lorelei James
The room looks as if a giant dog after a large lunch of food, socks, paints, trousers and pencils, walked into that room and vomited everywhere.
— Barbara Kingsolver
I'd heard street food was a big thing here in Mexico but I didn't think it meant the creatures that lived on the street.
— Karl Pilkington
Savour life's pleasures in abundance
— Ginger Sullivan
I do not do free e-books. I occasionally like to eat that thing you people call "food".
— Carla H. Krueger
We're guys, and we're Werewolves, and you're talking about throwing food away? Are you nuts, woman?" - Nick
— Justine Winter
Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.
— Neil Gaiman
The responsibility of an architect is to create a sense of order, a sense of place, a sense of relationship.
— Richard Meier
I want to give other creatives the opportunity to find the entrepreneur inside themselves and teach them how to build their own platform.
— Sophia Amoruso
The way I see it, you can live your life as is, continuing to feel like an underdog, or you can step up. Be someone who matters, and make a change.
— Kayla Krantz
Fine. You stay here. I shall return when I've found food. But when you all faint from hunger later don't think you can just feed on me.
— C.J. Daugherty
Make your heart the most beautiful home.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
I write with humour about sadness, to introduce an element of sweet to the sour, a bit like Turkish food.
— Elif Safak
She'd lost two more pounds. A picture of the models she'd cut out of the magazine flashed through Kessa's mind. And the winner is ... seventy-three!
— Steven Levenkron
Ice cream was reliable. Young men were not.
— Kerry Greenwood