Humour Love Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Humour Love
Humour Love Quotes & Sayings
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No more creepy online alter egos in the name of love.
— Elizabeth Rudnick
The heaviness of loss in her heart hadn't eased, but there was room there for humour, too.
— Nalo Hopkinson
Shame on you. Don't tell me you've been married for an hour and you've already got eyes for another woman.
— Mordecai Richler
Gentlemen do not carry a cane or a hat? No gloves?""Gentleman may still wear them, but I'm afraid the problem is that there aren't many left. — Camilla Isley
If a gal reaches half an hour before for a date and then calls you saying that she is waitingDude! Marry her! What you're thinking? — Subhasis Das
Love is relentless, and so am I ;)
— Keisha Keenleyside
Love is like a lost fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
— Stephen K. Amos
I violently dislike you,' she said, and then she was gone, slamming the door and leaving a sort of shocked silence behind.
— Kate Johnson
I've been fighting to be who I am all my life. What's the point of being who I am, if I can't have the person who was worth all the fighting for?
— Stephanie Lennox
Try me, and you will start LOVING..!!
— Nikhil Anubhav Minz
You're going to love him. The two of you share the same fashion sense.
— Becca Fitzpatrick
Tell me when you want to pick it up again.""Tell me when Satan starts a snowball fight."
"I'll do that. Lunch? — Kelley Armstrong
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
I love men. They Taste like Chicken
— Jill Conner Browne
No body told you to call your band Salacious Mold, my friend.
— Cassandra Clare
What can you do for love?Can you leave a person for love?
Can you leave a country for love?
I think I wouldn't even leave my couch for love — Sanhita Baruah
What can I say? I'm Irish, I love a good potato.
— Sophia Tallon
Love and a good sense of humour strengthen the entire body; remember your cells respond to your input.
— Barbara Marciniak
I said alone!"He nodded in agreement. "Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It's our way. — Kresley Cole
The salutory effect of surviving a heart-attack: One felt that nothing mattered beyond kindness, good manners and humour
— Hugh Massingberd
Nick wanted to meet on campus at Love Library. (That was the actual name; thank you for your donation, Mayor Don Lathrop Love.)
— Rainbow Rowell
I love watching people's faces when i say i live with my daughter and Johnny Depp.
— Diane Messidoro
Life is the courier of the universal brilliance. Elysse
— Elysse Poetis
Iron deficiency can lead to a wardrobe full of crumpled clothes
— Benny Bellamacina
Viola: I pity youOlivia: That's a degree to love — William Shakespeare
Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you.""Because any other female would! — Kresley Cole
Divorce is not always a doorway to happiness. The same can be said about marriage.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Thomas groaned at how invisible he'd become. "I love how you guys are just talking about me like i'm not here.
— James Dashner
Somehow I'd still managed to go all retarded at the sight of some handsome asshole with a nice smile.
— C.J. Roberts
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?
— Jess C. Scott
Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke.
— Joss Whedon
I love Andre 3000 from OutKast. I think we'd complement each other, but I'm hoping he's got a good sense of humour.
— Paloma Faith
He had a supernatural grin.
— Jane Baskin
Being amongst rough lives and confusion does not make you less, it only makes your beauty shine out more clearly.
— Sharon Sant
Love, laugh, live.
— Natalia Zurawska
The elder Miss Larkin
— Charles Dickens
You said cray cray.""I'd say anything for you. — H.M. Ward
Although your marrows look very good, it's not them I'm interested in.. (The Honesty Box) Love Potion
— Samantha Bacchus
Beware the ideas of March... just one little letter changes the whole meaning. I love the way worms can do that.
— Alan Dapre
I love making observations. That one is a classic example.
— Stephen Colbert
Data is your Beta...
— Kshitij Bhatia
Always take a compliment, even if it's not yours
— Benny Bellamacina
Marry me. You'll learn to love me, I promise.
— Robyn Carr
It was as though applied mathematics was my spouse, and pure mathematics was my secret lover.
— Edward Frenkel
Women in love are patheticand I cannot be bothered, for now,
I am back to metaphysics
and my armpits gather hair. — Mie Hansson
Was ever woman in this humour wooed? Was ever woman in this humour won? — William Shakespeare
Where I cannot satisfy my reason, I love to humour my fancy.
— Thomas Browne
You are the love of my current life
— Irene Fantopoulos
If love is an equation,then it is undifined for all values of x.
— Themba Alex Khumalo
I have a naturally camp sensibility and a camp sense of humour. I love the icons that gay people love.
— Siobhan Fahey
Good humour was miles behind a second cup of morning tea. It was too early for nonsense.
— Zeenat Mahal
The Only place to love a man or fight a man is below the belt
— Tyne O'Connell
Oh yes, it's very tragic. Why does everyone always like love stories? What about absence-of-love stories? Aren't they much more common?
— Gabrielle Zevin
She nibbles her pencil... She's human!
— Charles M. Schulz
I love inappropriate humour.
— Bojana Novakovic
A femme fatale and a warrior princess.
— Cassandra Clare
He should probably make love to her.
— Tara Janzen
Honestly, if you're looking for love and you're not too choosy, hang around a hardware store fingering screws.
— Marian Keyes
The course of true love never die run smooth
— William Shakespeare
