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Hurts Funny Quotes By Honey Father: Love is a damagemade to the heart,violence,fate thats

Love is a damage
made to the heart,
violence,
fate thats written,
Changeable by distance,
Breakable by time ... ! — Honey Father

Hurts Funny Quotes By Mitt Romney: I have never once regretted missing a business

I have never once regretted missing a business opportunity so that I could be with my children and grandchildren. — Mitt Romney

Hurts Funny Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Hurts Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I

The patient says, "Doctor, it hurts when I do this." "Then don't do that!" — Henny Youngman

Hurts Funny Quotes By Edward T. Welch: The rule of thumb is that if someone

The rule of thumb is that if someone is able to be verbally or physically abusive, he or she is able to understand that the behavior is wrong. — Edward T. Welch

Hurts Funny Quotes By Thomas Gray: Daughter of Jove, relentless power, Thou tamer of

Daughter of Jove, relentless power, Thou tamer of the human breast, Whose iron scourge and tort'ring hour The bad affright, afflict the best! — Thomas Gray

Hurts Funny Quotes By Holly Hood: Are you coming back to campus or you

Are you coming back to campus or you sticking around here with the prick? — Holly Hood

Hurts Funny Quotes By Durjoy Datta: Who would want him? he asks himself. Certainly

Who would want him? he asks himself. Certainly not Ahana, who's funny, bright and so beautiful that it hurts. — Durjoy Datta

Hurts Funny Quotes By Thomas S. Monson: We need to learn how to separate need

We need to learn how to separate need from greed. — Thomas S. Monson

Hurts Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: When you put Listerine in your mouth, it

When you put Listerine in your mouth, it hurts. Germs do not go quietly. — Mitch Hedberg

Hurts Funny Quotes By Holly Hood: Is that a rule? Do you have a

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

Hurts Funny Quotes By Kate DiCamillo: I ain't the Princess Pea But someday I

I ain't the Princess Pea But someday I will be, The Pea, ha-hee. Someday, I will be. — Kate DiCamillo

Hurts Funny Quotes By Breanna Hayse: Of course it hurts, it's a spanking. How

Of course it hurts, it's a spanking. How else would it work? — Breanna Hayse

Hurts Funny Quotes By Albert Borris: Suddenly I grasped what was happening- they were

Suddenly I grasped what was happening- they were all trying to save me.
I never thought I was worth saving. — Albert Borris

Hurts Funny Quotes By Walter Dean Myers: Yeah, that's funny, huh? ... Something hurts you

Yeah, that's funny, huh? ... Something hurts you real bad and you get used to it. Like being hurt becomes part of who you are. — Walter Dean Myers

Hurts Funny Quotes By Henny Youngman: "Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?"

"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says, "Limp!" — Henny Youngman

Hurts Funny Quotes By E.M. Denning: Through a veil of tears I watched the

Through a veil of tears I watched the city get smaller and smaller. It was funny, because it sort of felt as if my heart was doing the same thing. — E.M. Denning

Hurts Funny Quotes By Zubin Mehta: I always look at the work of fashion

I always look at the work of fashion designers as if they were art. — Zubin Mehta

Hurts Funny Quotes By Andrew Sean Greer: Surely words are just the background music when

Surely words are just the background music when passion pounces on a soul. — Andrew Sean Greer

Hurts Funny Quotes By Hy Gardner: You know you're getting old when everything hurts.

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner

Hurts Funny Quotes By John C. Wright: Pain has a funny way of focusing the

Pain has a funny way of focusing the mind. Only what hurts matters. — John C. Wright

Hurts Funny Quotes By Kelley Armstrong: I started rubbing my temples and she suggested

I started rubbing my temples and she suggested I don't really get headaches. It just hurts me to think. — Kelley Armstrong

Hurts Funny Quotes By Jeb Hensarling: Nobody wants to shut down the government.

Nobody wants to shut down the government. — Jeb Hensarling

Hurts Funny Quotes By T.J. Klune: The world is on fire, I thought wildly.

The world is on fire, I thought wildly. See it burn and oh, my God, it burns for us. — T.J. Klune