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I Am Mean Funny Quotes By Emma Roberts: I don't really have a type of guy

I don't really have a type of guy I like. It's just like nice guys, cute boys I mean, ones that are funny. — Emma Roberts

I Am Mean Funny Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha? I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified. — Anthony Jeselnik

I Am Mean Funny Quotes By Mary Roach: I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny

I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny on paper. I mean, I'm not totally humorless! It's just that in person, I'm not quite the way I am on paper. — Mary Roach

I Am Mean Funny Quotes By Jim Carrey: Just because I rock doesn't mean I am

Just because I rock doesn't mean I am made of stone. — Jim Carrey

I Am Mean Funny Quotes By Judah Friedlander: If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have

If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident you are funny. — Judah Friedlander

I Am Mean Funny Quotes By Don Rickles: If I were to insult people and mean

If I were to insult people and mean it, that wouldn't be funny. — Don Rickles

I Am Mean Funny Quotes By Tara Sivec: If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google

If you spelled George Morgan wrong on Google it didn't say, "Did you mean George Morgan?" It simply replied, "Run while you still have the chance. — Tara Sivec

I Am Mean Funny Quotes By Will Smith: Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're

Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father. — Will Smith

I Am Mean Funny Quotes By Randa Abdel-Fattah: I just don't know what I'd do without

I just don't know what I'd do without a brain, Simone!" I say. "I mean, what's a person without one? — Randa Abdel-Fattah

I Am Mean Funny Quotes By Breanna Hayse: Now I really feel sorry for her. Your

Now I really feel sorry for her. Your hand is as bad as Rob's paddle," Cassie shuddered.
"Thank you."
"I didn't mean it as a compliment! — Breanna Hayse

I Am Mean Funny Quotes By Gena Showalter: What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive

What makes big boobs and perkiness so attractive to boys? I mean, really. Two round, mounds of fat and a fake smile. Yeah, winning attributes. — Gena Showalter

I Am Mean Funny Quotes By Lauren Layne: I mean, why would you want the funny

I mean, why would you want the funny sidekick when you can have the heroine? — Lauren Layne

I Am Mean Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: You shouldn't say anything mean about people who

You shouldn't say anything mean about people who can't read. You should write it instead. — Will Rogers

I Am Mean Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: We're gonna have to sweeten some of these

We're gonna have to sweeten some of these jokes for the CD. You know what sweeten means, right? Sweeten is a show-biz term for "add sugar to". — Mitch Hedberg

I Am Mean Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: Accelerando means in tempo. Don't rush.

Accelerando means in tempo. Don't rush. — Eugene Ormandy

I Am Mean Funny Quotes By Kevin Rooney: Reaganomics, that makes sense to me. It means

Reaganomics, that makes sense to me. It means if you don't have enough money, it's just because poor people are hoarding it. — Kevin Rooney